Archive: Gisele Bundchen

Sometimes airbrushing isn’t enough

“Super model” Gisele Bundchen posed for some magazine that probably paid her $5 million to show off her buttaface. There you go fugly girls, anybody can be a supermodel. Keep reading for the ass and topless pix.

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Oh shut the eff up seriously

Ugly ass supermodel Gisele Bunchen wants you to know she has natural good looks. Funny what people see in the mirror.

Brazilian Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is baffled by the lengths people will go to to try and prove her good looks are manufactured - insisting her flawless figure is all natural.

Venting her frustration to U.S. magazine GQ, she says, “The other day, a girl on my plane was pulling my hair. She was like, ‘I just want to check…’

“This is all my hair, by the way. I did not have extensions”.

Don’t you hate people like that? The funny thing is the interviewer was probably asking the dumb ass a question about the war or something and she responds with “Yeah it’s tough being so beautiful,” Bitch your money is the only thing attractive about you. Kinda rude sure but what a whore.

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I can’t believe it

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I can’t believe i’m saying this but Supermodel Gisele Bundchen actually looks good. After a year plus of dogging her she finally comes through and looks hot! I take everything i said bad about her.
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Ahh sum bitch i take that back, she ruined it! She’s still super fug
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Case of the Fergie-face

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As many of you know Fergie-face (©1-21-08) is something that only disgusting looking overrated celebrities have. In this case as you can tell Gisele Bundchen has a severe case of Fergie-face.
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TC gets around the net

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Rebecca Romijn and her perfect body- Me and Isis
Rihanna posing topless- Celebrity Beta
Janet Jackson and her huge rack forgot her bra- HO
Gisele Bundchen goes naked (NSFW)- Sex Tape Celebs
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Is Gisele even trying anymore?

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Maybe it’s the new trend with ugly Supermodels making themselves even uglier than they already are. I can’t hate though, Gisele Bundchen made $33 million in 2007 alone! Hopefully Gisele will invest in some makeup soon to cover up some of that fugly.
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How is she a Supermodel?

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Gisele Bundchen should inspire you ugly little awkward girls out there. You don’t have to be in any way attractive to make it as a supermodel.
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Yeah she’s really a Supermodel

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As you can tell it doesn’t take much to become a Supermodel, you can open your front door right now and find the local crack addict, throw some makeup on her and some overpriced clothes and wa-la you got yourself a Supermodel. Unlike the Supermodel the crack addict doesn’t have tons of STD’s from the photographers that promised to help push her career, she only has Aids.
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