Jesus bitch slapped Ringo Starr

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Ringo Starr stated that Jesus helped him get off the drugs. I would insert a clever line about the only thing Jesus does for me is clean my gutters but that joke is soooo overdone.

“I stepped off the path there for many years and found my way back onto it, thank God.” he said at the Grammy Museum in Los Angeles.

“I feel the older I get, the more I’m learning to handle life. Being on this quest for a long time, it’s all about finding yourself.

“For me, God is in my life. I don’t hide from that. I think the search has been on since the 1960s.”

I love when people claim that Jesus helped them. Like when George W. Bush said God helped him with alcohol. Come on take some pride in yourself! It’s called Willpower you douchebag. Then again have you heard John Lennon’s song God? Amazing song, I’m sure God helped create that song, just disregard the lyrics lolz.

Ha Shake the President’s hand!

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President Bush attended the G20 summit Saturday to meet with world leaders. Watch the video above, Bush looks seriously depressed because nobody would attempt to shake his hand, i can’t help but to laugh. CNN shocked me a little with the “Bullying is one of the words most used to describe the Bush Administration’s foreign and economic policies around the world.” So were not kissing ass anymore? At least fake it CNN!