According to a report fans of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are smarter then people who watch CBS, ABC and NBC. Duh i coulda told you that. Lets bomb Iran!

The overwhelming majority of people who watch cable and broadcast newscasts and topical variety shows are unable to identify the party that now controls Congress, name the current secretary of state, and name Britain’s new prime minister, according to the new Pew Survey on News Consumption. The national average for answering those three questions is only 18 percent, the study found; only 10 percent among viewers of the CBS Evening News With Katie Couric, by far the lowest ranked among the nightly news programs. The survey said that 21 percent of the viewers of NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams could answer the questions; 19 percent of the viewers of ABC World News with Charles Gibson could. Ranking higher than any of the nightly newscasts, however, were Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report and The Daily Show with 34 percent and 30 percent respectively.

Wow and this is news? I guess it’s cause Comedy Central doesn’t get the White House talking points, it’s so much easier when your told what to say right Ted Turner,  General Electric, Viacom and David Westin?

We had some hosting problems yesterday but were back, hurray! I know you missed us. Now onto the serious news….. Yes the above pic is fake.

Kristen Bell seems fascinated by Amanda Bynes’ rack. She’s staring like she wants to start eating carpet right there in public. Trust me that’s a bad idea, public lewdness is real and they will charge you with that.

Now you see how Kim Kardashian eats an ice cream cone. You should see how i eat one, first i start out by deepthroating it and making some obscene noises while the ice cream covers my lips so it looks like i just finished a gay porno. What? Don’t you have to be gay to run a gossip site? The successful one’s are. I’ll take it for $5 million a year.

Rapper Rick Ross has always said he was a former drug dealer turned rapper, well it turns out he is a former prison guard. A rapper lying about his life? I just can’t believe it!

The Smoking Gun has cleared up a minor controversy surrounding the hot-right-now rapper. Turns out, Ross was in fact a Florida corrections officer, despite his claim that pictures circulating online showing him in uniform were “fake.” Not that there is anything wrong with being a prison guard, mind you. Except when you explicitly deny as much, and especially when virtually all of your best-known songs (like Ross’ 2006 cocaine-dealing anthem “Hustlin’ ” and his recent hit with T-Pain, “The Boss”) hype the outlaw/drug kingpin lifestyle.

Ok i’m not a fan of his but come on, is it such a bad thing he had a real job? I get that he was a cop and rappers hate cops. He admitted he did something illegal that he didn’t do but denied he had a legit job that he did have. My rap past would be awesome, alright the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was actually based on my life. I chopped up people and wore their face as masks. THUG LIFE!

Jessica Simpson had her first country music concert yesterday, wearing her daisy dukes and cowboy boots how could it go wrong? Well if you suck at it and only doing it cause your pop music and acting career fail then people will probably hate you.

But despite looking the part, her singing failed to capture the imagination and her audience were quick to let her know.

One spectator, Adam Matos, claimed she “wasn’t good enough”.

He said: “I just don’t hear the country in her. I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here.”

Jessica recently revealed she wants to make country music for “the rest” of her life.

I’m counting the days until she’s back in a bikini dry humping a car while her dad directs everything…..

When Imus was fired for his controversial statement about the Rutgers women’s basketball team Jesse Jackson went on a campaign to get the N word removed from that rap music stuff.

Jackson said the use of the “n” word and others in rap music are just as bad as the racist comments that got shock jock Imus fired.

Jackson also blames record companies.

Now Jesse Jackson was caught on tape not only saying he wants to cut Obama’s “Nuts” off but he always called Obama the N word. Ahhh snap, that’s interesting.

Al Sharpton spoke out stating:

“I think this certainly does not reflect the Reverend Jackson that we all know and love,” Sharpton said. “I think that we have to be consistent. We have denounced the N-word at National Action Network and other groups. Those of us and many of us who have used it privately said we must refrain from it if we’re going to challenge people using it publicly.”

This isn’t a race thing to me, this is about right and WRONG. That damn hippity hop ruins everything.

I visited Hulu.com to watch my favorite show It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Season 4 starts September 18th) and i came across this….Enjoy.