Haha get it, it’s a play on words from that show Clarissa Explains It All. But the difference is while Clarissa is being annoyed by her brother Ferguson Singer Fergie explains how she occasionally likes to munch on some female tang.

‘Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend,’ Fergie told The Sun.

Currently riding high in the charts with Boom Boom Pow, we’re not entirely sure what husband Josh will have to say about Fergie’s latest revelations, but the woman in question doesn’t seem to worried.

‘You’ll like our next video, for I Got A Feeling, because I have a little girl-on-girl tease section of the video,’ she contines.

‘I met the girls right before we did the scene.

‘They were beautiful. They were hot.

If your turned on by Fergie and another chick something is seriously wrong with you. Well unless a butch looking chick finger banging a lesbian is your thing then that’s exactly what your getting. Closing my eyes imaging that is not hot. I’d rather watch Rosie O’ Donnell tonguing Barbra Walters’ bottom lips. You welcome for that image bitch.

See what happens when you keep eff’in with your hair? Fergie was caught at the airport looking like she should just shave it all off and start over again. I would mention the fact that the drug she was addicted to causes hair loss but since i’m a kind guy i’m not going to even type that. Congrats on quitting meth Fergie, now if i could only break my habit of being a substitute teacher to a inner city school and eventually caring for them and a student of mine i get close to gets killed in a shooting. The students beg me to stay who am i to say no?

For her sake please! I’m not saying cause harm to her because i’m a loving guy and that would be wrong. You know when your growing up and your in a phase where you think that your new look is awesome and nobody has the heart to tell you you look like a jackass? Yeah somebody needs to step up. Meanwhile my Parachute pants are the bomb diggity.

That is the face of a 33 year old woman guys! It just goes to show you that you don’t need to be hot to make it these days all you need is a halfway decent voice. And now my fetish for brunettes is ruined thanks Fergie if that’s your real name which it isn’t.

Fergie reportedly screamed “I’m married, bitches” upon tying the knot with actor Josh Duhamel. There is no better way to announce to everybody that your married is it? When i got married I yelled “I’m married you bunch of broke muthaphukers!” Yelling at homeless really helps my self esteem.

Black Eyed Peas star Fergie reportedly screamed “I’m married, bitches” upon tying the knot with actor Josh Duhamel.

Fergie wed Transformers actor Duhamel at a ceremony in Los Angeles on January 10.

“[Her first words were] ‘I’m married, bitches!’” guest Sean Paterson told Us Weekly. “People were cheering and screaming. It was like being at a rock concert.”

Speaking to the magazine, the singer revealed that the whole experience had been “magical, ethereal”.

The wedding, held at an 8,000 sq ft vineyard in Malibu, is reported to have cost the couple around $1 million (£684,560).

Fergie wore two one-of-a-kind Dolce & Gabbana dresses and guests were treated to impromptu performances from Kid Rock, Slash and will.i.am.

LOLZ that’s something to brag about, hey guys Slash, Kid Rock and Will.i.am performed at my wedding! Come on Slash? What Fergie couldn’t get Billy Idol or A-ha to perform in this bitch? Sounds very classy.

Fergie was spotted eating out in LA. How sexy is she looking? The double chin and the plastic wrinkly face at only age 33. Good job Fergie, i can’t wait to see you at 40.

No not Brooke Hogan, well he probably does cause it’s cool to be against Bush now. Anywho Fergie attended the Democratic National Convention today showing the reason why nobody can rock the Fergie face quite like she can.

Fergie hit the stage for Slash’s 43rd birthday party. Isn’t the stage performance of Fergie and Rihanna getting a little ridiculous? Doggystyle position, really Fergie? Any day now the bukake part of the show will be here.