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ABC is getting really Desperate (hehe?)

tastefulcelebs — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:21:07 +0000

ABC has responded to the reports that there will be lesbian action between Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher stating:

Anything is kind of possible right now. You’ve got ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and ‘Private Practice’ basically becoming one two-hour show (with Feb. 12’s crossover episode), the longest ‘Dancing With the Stars’ tease ever. I don’t think a kiss between Eva and Teri’s characters could be ruled out, especially if it keeps people interested in the show.”

How gross is that? Ok the ratings are low! You two whores start making out, people are starting to realize our show sucks! Can ABC respond to the rumor i just started about Eva Longoria accidentally tripping in a future episode and being penetrated by the horse they just won in a wacky fundraiser?

Ahh cover that face up!

tastefulcelebs — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:44:04 +0000

I apologize if you just woke up with some breakfast and decided to check out TC. Bill Eva Longoria with whatever you were eating. It can’t be easy to wake up to that every morning. It would be easy to think an old Mexican “little person” has broke into my house to steal my lucky charms.

Simon turned down Viagra deal and disses Longoria

tastefulcelebs — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:48:47 +0000

One of my hero’s Simon Cowell told OK! Magazine that he turned down a $2 million dollar deal to be a spokesman for Viagra. Oh yeah and he dissed Eva “mini skank” Longoria.

The millionaire music producer said he was “insulted” by the request to advertise the erectile dysfunction drug.

“That girl has got a very, very sexy face – it’s naughty. And I like (Desperate Housewives star) Eva Longoria, but then I met her and she wasn’t what I was expecting.”

I like Simon cause he knows Hollywood is B.S and full of fake people. And about Eva, she is alot different in person, when i seen her on the street i thought it was rude that somebody would leave a rough looking mini yard statue on a busy street.

The gay best friend

tastefulcelebs — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:23:53 +0000

First off I am not gay (Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That) BUT would you trust your wife enough to let her hang around Mario Lopez? When i see him i get really confused and have alot of questions about my sexuality. Tony you better get your wife, and don’t look into his eyes when you do it.

Eva Longoria is 2 foot tall

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:40:21 +0000

Annoying human being Eva Longoria was on her way to do a photo shoot. I still can’t get over the fact that people pay her to advertise crap. Steven Segal has more personality than this horrible person, her and Victoria Beckham would go well together.

Tony Parker sued celebrity gossip Web site

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:57:43 +0000

NBA star and wannabe rapper Tony Parker has sued Celebrity Gossip site X17 for claiming he had an affair with French model.

“This is false. It never happened. And X17 had to know that the story was false, or, at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source,” the lawsuit said.

Thanks goodness he hasn’t seen all the horrible things I’ve said about his whore wife.

TC gets around the net

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:11:52 +0000

Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Hayden Panettiere & Eva Longoria- The Bastardly

Miley Cyrus doesn’t look her age- The Blemish

Hilary Duff nipple slip- Celebrity Beta

Jamie Pressly is naked- True Scandals

Adriana Lima in a thong- Weak Game

Heidi Klum ass crack- Dirty Rotten Whore

Fergie Sex Tape- Glamzilla

Britney Spears braless- HO

Halle Berry huge cleavage- Suave Life

Hayden Panettiere upskirt- Drunken Stepfather

MMM candy- Plicks

Eva Longoria Banned From Having Babies

tastefulcelebs — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:45:42 +0000

Eva Longoria has been banned from having a baby by the maker of Desperate Housewives because it could ruin the plot of the show.

The actress, who plays Gabrielle in the hit show, got married last year to French basketball player Tony Parker in July, has been warned by creator of the TV show Marc Cherry not to get knocked up, or else it could put the plot in jeopardy.

Speaking to the Sun, Eva explains: “Marc’s not kidding because he maps the year out and really knows the story-line. When Marcia [Cross who plays Bree] became pregnant it was unexpected and it was hard for him to write around.

Omg! Omg! The Eva Longoria sex tape is here

tastefulcelebs — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:55:25 +0000

You’ve heard the rumors on the internet(s) about a Eva Longoria sex tape. Well it’s here and it’s so hot! Hope you can sense the sarcasm.

Eva Longoria 07′ Emmy’s

tastefulcelebs — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:21:40 +0000

Annoying and Talentless, a dangerous combo

Eva Longoria gets married but do i really care?

tastefulcelebs — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:40:36 +0000

NBA finals MVP Tony Parker married Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria in a civil ceremony, kicking off a weekend wedding extravaganza expected to include church vows and a star-studded chateau bash.

About 40 guests, including French soccer player Thierry Henry and some of Parkers San Antonio Spurs teammates attended the 45 minute ceremony, held in the town hall of Paris fourth district.

Tony Parker is in the NBA, he could get basically any girl he wanted and he chooses Eva Longoria? Somebody has really low self esteem, Eva Longoria? Come on Tony!

TC gets around the web

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:08:44 +0000

Eva Longoria ass wears bikini- The Blemish

Ashley Tisdale also in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Vanessa Minnillo gets banged in the pool- Yeeeah

Kelly Brooke is so sexy- Weak Game

Eva Longoria in bikini

tastefulcelebs — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 23:49:07 +0000

She may have no talent but she looks hot in a bikini

TC gets around the web

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 00:17:42 +0000

Will Ferrell is the Good Cop Baby Cop- Shoutfile

MMM Eva Longoria- Weak Game

Britney Spears has a jelly belly- Celeb Slam

Crazy hot babes kissing- Bullz Eye

Kim Kardashian’s huge ass- Drunken Stepfather

Eva Longoria in bikini for some magazine

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:25:41 +0000

Not the greatest photo shoot of Eva Longoria