Archive: Eva Longoria

ABC is getting really Desperate (hehe?)

ABC has responded to the reports that there will be lesbian action between Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher stating:

Anything is kind of possible right now. You’ve got ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and ‘Private Practice’ basically becoming one two-hour show (with Feb. 12’s crossover episode), the longest ‘Dancing With the Stars’ tease ever. I don’t think a kiss between Eva and Teri’s characters could be ruled out, especially if it keeps people interested in the show.”


How gross is that? Ok the ratings are low! You two whores start making out, people are starting to realize our show sucks! Can ABC respond to the rumor i just started about Eva Longoria accidentally tripping in a future episode and being penetrated by the horse they just won in a wacky fundraiser?

Filed under: Celebrity Douchebags, Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria, News, Teri Hatcher

Ahh cover that face up!

I apologize if you just woke up with some breakfast and decided to check out TC. Bill Eva Longoria with whatever you were eating. It can’t be easy to wake up to that every morning. It would be easy to think an old Mexican “little person” has broke into my house to steal my lucky charms.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebs Are Ugly, Eva Longoria

Simon turned down Viagra deal and disses Longoria

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One of my hero’s Simon Cowell told OK! Magazine that he turned down a $2 million dollar deal to be a spokesman for Viagra. Oh yeah and he dissed Eva “mini skank” Longoria.

The millionaire music producer said he was “insulted” by the request to advertise the erectile dysfunction drug.

“That girl has got a very, very sexy face – it’s naughty. And I like (Desperate Housewives star) Eva Longoria, but then I met her and she wasn’t what I was expecting.”

I like Simon cause he knows Hollywood is B.S and full of fake people. And about Eva, she is alot different in person, when i seen her on the street i thought it was rude that somebody would leave a rough looking mini yard statue on a busy street.
Filed under: Dog, Eva Longoria, Funny, News, Simon Cowell

The gay best friend

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First off I am not gay (Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That) BUT would you trust your wife enough to let her hang around Mario Lopez? When i see him i get really confused and have alot of questions about my sexuality. Tony you better get your wife, and don’t look into his eyes when you do it.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria is 2 foot tall

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Annoying human being Eva Longoria was on her way to do a photo shoot. I still can’t get over the fact that people pay her to advertise crap. Steven Segal has more personality than this horrible person, her and Victoria Beckham would go well together.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Dog, Eva Longoria
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