Who the hell does she think she’s fooling? I’ve seen her in pictures without makeup. They must have more foundation on her face in this gallery then the Pentagon and WTC combined. That nose isn’t really helping her either. She could star in the Tucan Sam commercial as a stand in, or perhaps some sort snarling animal. Perhaps I’m going to far, she’s ok in that ‘Don’t look at me, I can’t stand your face’ sort of way.
Eva Longoria appeared on David Letterman Wednesday and had a wardrobe malfunction (what a gay term.) I love that it happened on Letterman seeing how it turned out he loved banging the interns while married. I don’t know about you but I respect Letterman so much more now that he’s just like me, horny and eff’in girls in the driveway of her boyfriends home. Any hootie who the boobie comes out at 3:21 of the video, yes your welcome.
ABC has responded to the reports that there will be lesbian action between Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher stating:
Anything is kind of possible right now. You’ve got ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and ‘Private Practice’ basically becoming one two-hour show (with Feb. 12′s crossover episode), the longest ‘Dancing With the Stars’ tease ever. I don’t think a kiss between Eva and Teri’s characters could be ruled out, especially if it keeps people interested in the show.”
How gross is that? Ok the ratings are low! You two whores start making out, people are starting to realize our show sucks! Can ABC respond to the rumor i just started about Eva Longoria accidentally tripping in a future episode and being penetrated by the horse they just won in a wacky fundraiser?
I apologize if you just woke up with some breakfast and decided to check out TC. Bill Eva Longoria with whatever you were eating. It can’t be easy to wake up to that every morning. It would be easy to think an old Mexican “little person” has broke into my house to steal my lucky charms.
The millionaire music producer said he was “insulted” by the request to advertise the erectile dysfunction drug.
“That girl has got a very, very sexy face – it’s naughty. And I like (Desperate Housewives star) Eva Longoria, but then I met her and she wasn’t what I was expecting.”
“This is false. It never happened. And X17 had to know that the story was false, or, at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source,” the lawsuit said.