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Elisha Cuthbert is good for your health

Posted on March 17, 2009 by tastefulcelebs - Posted in: Celebrity Photoshoots

Lame title i know. I thought about saying something about how releasing sperm is also healthy and these pix of Elisha Cuthbert may also help release that, i’m a classy guy so i’m not really into that sort of thing. Besides teaching Sunday school and saving the occasional blind kids from a burning building i’m pretty normal on the sexual side of things.

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That’s not Courtney Love?

Posted on March 27, 2008 by tastefulcelebs - Posted in: Celebrity Candids

I apologize to Elisha Cuthbert, when i seen the hair i thought for sure it was Courtney Love drunk or high. When Elisha stops making out with Paris Hilton could you tell her I’m sorry i got her confused with a drug addict?

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Elisha Cuthbert and Paris lezz out

Posted on January 30, 2008 by tastefulcelebs - Posted in: Dog

US magazine is reporting that famous-for-sucking-cack whore Paris Hilton was seen making out with actress Elisha Cuthbert.

Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

When making out with other girls gets boring to people what will Paris do for attention then?

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Cuthbert almost Britney’ed her hair

Posted on May 7, 2007 by tastefulcelebs - Posted in: Britney Spears

The blonde star says she�s been eyeing up the bald look for some time, but�settled for�a more modest bob following Britney�s infamous self-hairstyle.

She tells People magazine, �Actually, I’ve been wanting to shave my head for a long time because I’m young and I don’t think I’d ever be able to do it when I’m older.

“But shaving your head seems to be a bad deal, so I opted for the short cut.

What the hell is Elisha out of her flipping mind? It’s bad enough Halle is going to do it, no other hottie in Hollywood better shave their head if they do i will do the unthinkable and cry like my crazy uncle used to beat me. And to answer your question yes i would Elisha.

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Alba wins sexiest in poll

Posted on April 26, 2007 by tastefulcelebs - Posted in: Angelina Jolie

According to a new poll Jessica Alba is the sexiest woman, Alba beat Johansson, Jolie and others.

Jessica Alba is the sexiest woman in the world, according to a new poll. The Sin City star beat Eva Longoria, Angelina Jolie Scarlett Johansson to the top spot. Keira Knightley dropped out of the top ten after being crowned the winner last year (06) in the vote by British men’s magazine, FHM. The top ten is as follows:
1. Jessica Alba
2. Keeley Hazell
3. Eva Longoria
4. Adriana Lima
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Hayden Panettiere
7. Cheryl Tweedy
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Emily Scott

10. Elisha Cuthbert

Well according to the poll in my pants, that poll is wrong. There is no way Jessica Alba is hotter then 2. Keely, ok she’s hotter then 3. Eva, probably 4. Adriana, NO way she’s hotter then 5. Scarlett, 6. Hayden is too young for me, don’t know who 7. Cheryl Tweedy is, 8. Angelina is way hotter then Alba, who the hell is 9. Emily Scott, hotter then 10. Elisha Cuthbert (maybe)

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