Archive: Celebrity Douchebags

Lucky bitch

A judge in Florida says the 17-year-old son of wrestler Hulk Hogan should serve eight months in jail for reckless driving. Nick Bollea was led off to begin his sentence immediately after Friday’s ruling. He will be on five years’ probation and lose his driving privileges for three years.

Authorities say Bollea was racing a friend in his father’s sports car when he clipped a curb, spun out of control and slammed into a palm tree in downtown Clearwater, Florida, last August.

The impact left his friend critically injured and in need of lifetime medical care.

Nick Hogan ruined a Marine’s life, he will need care for the rest of his life. And Nick only got 8 months in jail with his licence revoked for three years. What a lucky bitch. He should of got 10 years

Filed under: Celebrity Douchebags, News, Nick Hogan

Fire this bitch please

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The teen accused of masterminding a videotaped “animalistic” attack against a fellow teenage classmate is out on bond, and she has celebrity talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw to thank for it, according to a bail bondsman.

The bondsman told media gathered at a Polk County jail Friday that Dr. Phil posted Mercedes Nichols’ $30,000 bond.When Nichols was released from jail, a man arrived and idenfitied himself as a Dr. Phil producer and ordered local media to leave the area because the Dr. Phil Show had exclusive rights to the story, according to reporters on scene.

Dr Phil is amazing, how does this fake Doctor still have a tv show? Shouldn’t he be in Texas trying to get some media attention?
Filed under: Celebrity Douchebags, Dog, Dr. Phil, News

Shocker: Steve-O might kill himself

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Dumbass P.O.S “celebrity” Steve-O is reportedly to be on suicide watch, friends and family are concerned he will take his own life.

“Steve is stabilized on meds at this point,” the source tells U.S magazine, Star. “He was also treated for burns on his skin as if he had been putting cigarettes out on his own body.”

Friends and family have reportedly become increasingly concerned about the star’s mental state, especially following his arrest earlier this month over a dispute with a neighbor.

Now i would never joke about a jackass trying to kill himself. Especially when he contributes absolutely nothing to society. Don’t do it Steve-O, your friends and family miss you jumping into fans and snorting Wasabi and various other stuff.

Filed under: Celebrity Douchebags, Dog, News

The Dog is racist?

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Dog the bounty hunter has been captured spewing foul-mouthed racist slurs on a tape obtained exclusively by The NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Hear the tape here
And now a civil rights leader is calling for Dog’s TV show to be removed from the airwaves.

In a shocking world exclusive The ENQUIRER has obtained tapes of two revolting phone conversations in which Duane “Dog” Chapman unleashes a filthy bigoted attack, littered with the N-word and other disgusting racial insults.

The star of the A&E reality show Dog, The Bounty Hunter directed his racist hatred at his son Tucker’s girlfriend Monique Shinnery, who is black.

“Dog Chapman should not have a show. That show should be taken off the air!”

Ahh that sucks balls. I can understand why people would want Dog’s show off the air but it’s a guilty pleasure for me. How about keeping the show on the air but kicking Duane off and let Leland take over, that’s right bitch i really watch it.
Filed under: Celebrity Douchebags, Dog, News, WTF News

TC gets around the net

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Heidi Klum half naked- Celeb Parasite
Boy band mastermind is a pedophile- The Blemish
Paris Hilton owned by David Letterman- City Rags
Jennifer Aniston in bikini- Rich And Brainless
Jordan’s hottest upskirt EVER- The Feeding Tube
Tera Patrick gets naked (NSFW)- Dirty Rotten Whore
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Tina Wallmann is hot- The Bastardly
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Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Douchebags, Celebrity Flashes, Celebrity In Bikinis, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Upskirts, Dog, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Aniston, News, Victoria Beckham

Kanye West will never return to MTV

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Kanye West the rapper who is talented but so full of himself it turns you off to his music stated he will never return to MTV because he didn’t win a VMA last night.
“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” West said, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man.”
Is that really such a bad thing? I mean MTV? What have they done in the last 5 years that has been halfway decent? MTV died a long time ago.
Filed under: Celebrity Douchebags, Dog, Funny, Kanye West

It’s cause he’s black

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Kanye West has lashed out at Britney Spears’ upcoming performance at MTV’s Video Music Awards.
“I can’t believe she would perform,” he told the Associated Press. “She hasn’t had a hit record in years.”
“Maybe my money’s not right. Maybe my skin’s not right,” he said.

A rep for Spears could not be reached at press time.

Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Douchebags, Dog, Funny, Kanye West

Elton John: Close the internet down

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Never one to keep his opinions to himself, the Rocket Man has waded into cyberspace with all guns blazing.

He claims it is destroying good music, saying: “The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff.

“Instead they sit at home and make their own records, which is sometimes OK but it doesn’t bode well for long-term artistic vision.

“It’s just a means to an end.

“We’re talking about things that are going to change the world and change the way people listen to music and that’s not going to happen with people blogging on the internet.

“I mean, get out there — communicate.

“Hopefully the next movement in music will tear down the internet.

“Let’s get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging.

“I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span.

“There’s too much technology available.

“I’m sure, as far as music goes, it would be much more interesting than it is today.”

MY RANT ABOUT ELTON JOHN’S STATEMENT

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Does Elton John realize how much money would be lost if we even shutdown the internet for 1 week? Billions!! There would be massive suicide’s, and that’s just from one office building. I agree with Elton that music has gotten shittier but that has nothing to do with the internet. Look at hip hop, some albums in the 90’s were selling 5-10 million copies. In 2006 around.. 1 album sold 1 million copies. The 60 year old record executive now think they know music, sure young adults that has been listening to hip hop all their life really wanna go to the “Candy Shop” or “Shake they’re Laffy Taffy.” If Elton John had his way and the internet was shutdown there would be no way i could keep up with my favorite artists who i wouldn’t of found out about without the internet. And I’m not talking just about hip hop music look at soul/r&b and rock. So in closing on my little rant i would like to say TURN YOUR RADIO OFF, THE RECORD COMPANIES PAY THE DJ TO PLAY THAT SHIT! Elton said if we shut the internet down music will get better. I say if we turn the radio off the music will get better.
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