BREAKING NEWS: Mel Gibson isn’t a cuckold and maybe racist

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Who woulda thought that the guy who made the movie The Passion of The Christ is a complete nutbag? Anywho Jew and Black hater Mel Gibson was caught leaving voice mail messages to his ex that isn’t exactly sweet nothings.

“You look like a (expletive) bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of (N-word), it will be your fault,” Gibson is heard telling Grigorieva. “You provoked it. You are provocatively dressed.”

Now i don’t totally agree with Mel Gibson saying the N word, i am against that but i am a total cuckold, i love watching my wife get pounded by 10 black guys. See i said Black and not N________. I’m so uncomfortable with the N word that i didn’t even ___ the right amount of letters that word has. Call me a pussy all you want, i still have my bike not stolen so suck on it!

Just read the cue card bitch

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Chris “Smack a bitch” Brown finally released a video apologizing for beating Rihanna, i didn’t see it all because i was too distracted by his eyes trying to keep up with the words. What a baby back bitch. Whoever wrote that deserves some kind of award.

The biggest dumbass…In The World!

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Bill O’Reilly blew my mind last night for the first time. In the video Bill…well just watch. Jesus Christ I’m amazed.

Fu*k Peta

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Peta has requested that The Pet Shop Boys change they’re name yeah seriously! Ummm how about Peta stop killing animals first?

The band has turned down a request from an animal rights group to rename itself the Rescue Shelter Boys.

The organization, the People for the Ethical Treatment for Animals (PETA), sent a letter to Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe acknowledging that its request, at first blush, might appear “bizarre.”

But, by changing its name, the band could raise awareness at every tour stop of the “cramped, filthy conditions” that breeders keep animals in before selling them to pet stores, PETA said in its letter.


I’m a vegetarian and have been one since late 07′ so i think i can say Peta is so backwards it’s ridiculous. Praise Rod Coronado right Ingrid Newkirk?

Beat your girl? Write a book about it!

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Douchebag Chris Brown is writing a book about…. What you say? Domestic Violence dumbass. Hey if OJ can write a book about IF he killed somebody why can’t Chris write a book about beating women.

I’ve learned Brown and Rihanna — who has taken him back (but with key provisions outlined below) — will co-author a book about abuse and go on a talk show whirlwind to speak directly to their fans and the general public. It is widely expected that Brown’s high-profile attorney, Mark Geragos, will broker a probation deal for his client that will involve no jail time.

How messed up is that? He beat his girl and he gets paid to talk to a ghostwriter who writes it down for a book.

Look what Chris Brown did to Rihanna!

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TMZ is reporting this picture was taken right after Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna. I’ve read comments on other sites that this picture should not be published. Are you kidding me? This is real life. Chris Brown should serve at least a year in prison for this. You never put your hand on a woman, well bitches don’t count. Hope you drop the soap biatch.

Chris is so sorry! Not for his music

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Mr. I-just-fu*ked-my-career-up Chris Brown has finally spoke out about beating the hell outta Rihanna stating:

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person,” Brown said in a statement issued through publicist Michael Sitrick.

“Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and-or reported in the media is wrong,” he added. But he said he couldn’t discuss that in detail until his case is resolved.


Really what can you say? It’s not like he can deny it. Come on look at that forehead, i was just trying to pop her big ass pimple with my fist!

ABC is getting really Desperate (hehe?)

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ABC has responded to the reports that there will be lesbian action between Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher stating:

Anything is kind of possible right now. You’ve got ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and ‘Private Practice’ basically becoming one two-hour show (with Feb. 12′s crossover episode), the longest ‘Dancing With the Stars’ tease ever. I don’t think a kiss between Eva and Teri’s characters could be ruled out, especially if it keeps people interested in the show.”


How gross is that? Ok the ratings are low! You two whores start making out, people are starting to realize our show sucks! Can ABC respond to the rumor i just started about Eva Longoria accidentally tripping in a future episode and being penetrated by the horse they just won in a wacky fundraiser?