You can’t fire Trump, he quits

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Donald Trump, whose low-rated reality show “The Apprentice” was left off the new prime-time schedule unveiled this week by NBC, says the network can’t fire him — he quits.

The real estate mogul issued a statement on Friday saying he has informed the U.S. television network he is “moving on from ‘The Apprentice’ to a major new TV venture,” though he declined to elaborate.

There was no immediate comment from NBC.

What a whiny bitch, what would The Donald do if his grandkid had some serious learning disability? I’m sure he would say “My grandkid is so ahead of the other children they put him in special classes.”

Donald Trump’s show could be “Fired”

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NBC is close to telling Donald Trump “You’re fired,” but the network is holding back just in case they could use him at the last minute.

The future of his NBC series “The Apprentice” was cast into extreme doubt on Monday by the network’s announcement of a 2007-08 programming lineup that made no mention of Trump or the corporate-themed reality show he hosts.

Such an omission, coming at the outset of the networks’ annual “upfront” advertising market, would normally spell doom for a low-rated show like “The Apprentice.” But NBC executives refused to absolutely rule out an 11th-hour reprieve for Trump’s show.

How could the show get canceled? I thought it was the best/most highest rated show ever in history?

Donald Trump is a grandfather

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Donald Trump became a grandfather for the first time, this weekend.
Trump’s son Donald Trump Jr. and his wife Vanessa welcomed their first child Kai Madison, this past weekend. Vanessa in fact, went into labor, just moments after a run in with Access Hollywood’s own Billy Bush at an Operation Smile charity benefit in New York City.

“We left in the middle of the auction because her water broke right there a few minutes after you came over,” Trump Jr. told Billy Bush. “I think [the baby] wanted out right after the camera assault on the red carpet. She wanted some of the spotlight.”

Donald Trump tells exclusively in a fake phone conversation that “This kid will be the highest rated person on the planet.”

The Donald keeps his hair

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The Donald won his match during “Wrestlemania” keeping his hair.
Vince McMahon was shaved bald after his representative, Umaga, lost to Donald Trump’s hired gun, Bobby Lashley, in a hair-versus-hair match at Wrestlemania 23, WWE’s annual spectacle. Despite trying to escape after the match, McMahon eventually made good on his bet with Trump – kicking and screaming all the while – in the much-publicized Battle of the Billionaires.
I was wrong, i thought it would be a April fools joke. The funniest part of that whole match was when Donald jumped on Vince and started “punching” him, it looked really really bad and embarrassing.

Spoiler: Donald wont shave his head

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I’m actually surprised people are buying into this whole wrestling stunt with The Donald and WWE.

Imagine The Donald — without the hair.It could become reality, thanks to World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon.On April 1, he and Donald Trump will have a wrestler compete on each’s behalf in the “Battle of the Billionaires” at WrestleMania 23 in Detroit — the WWE’s biggest annual pay-per-view event.

If Umaga beats Bobby Lashley, McMahon will give Trump what some might call a long-overdue buzz. If Lashley, Trump’s rep, wins, McMahon will sport a new look.

“A lot of people want to see it shaved,” he told the Associated Press in a phone interview from his New York office. “I do get criticized, there’s no question about it, although I’ve never had any problem with it. It certainly has seemed to work.”

I’m not going to do the whole “Wrestling is fake, it’s all planned” because i was a fan at one time. (Sting could kick the shit outta you!) But did anyone notice the pay per view is going to be on April 1st? April first, what day is that? Hmmm

Donald Trump will do anything for publicity

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Donald Trump will be putting his hair on the line at WWE Wrestlemania.
Trump and World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon will pick a wrestler to represent them in the ring April 1 at Wrestlemania 23 at Detroit’s Ford Field, The Detroit News reported last week.
Of course Trump isn’t going to lose his hair, the WWE has also brought in Kevin Federline before now Donald Trump, who’s next Todd Bridges?

Trump responds to Walters

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Donald Trump has called Barbara Walters a liar and Rosie O’Donnell a loser. On Wednesday, they both fired back.

“Well, he’s at it again,” said O’Donnell, referring to a letter written to her by Trump and reported Tuesday by the media. The letter said Walters had told him that working with O’Donnell on ABC’s “The View” is like “living in hell.” “That poor, pathetic man,” said Walters, drawing whoops of approval from her TV audience.“They didn’t even have the courage to mention me by name. It was sad to see Barbara read her statement off a cue card.”

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Oh Snap! Walters disses The Donald

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On “The View” Today 12/10/07
Updated: Trump responds to Walters
Rosie: Well — he’s at it again. [laughter] How about that Barbara? You OK?

Walters:I’m OK, darling. you OK?

Rosie: I'm OK, too. we both OK? What can you say about that guy?

Walters: That poor, pathetic man.

Rosie: Yes! [cheers and applause] He just can't let go. but we're moving on. The man is obsessed with me. and i'm happy to say, his show tanked.