That damn Billy Bob

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Actor David Duchovny and his wife have split up, the reason? She was getting sexual text messages from actor Billy Bob Thornton. Whatta pimp.

It was not his ‘sexual compulsion proclivity’ that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.

Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie.

Jesus Christ Billy Bob is a freckin’ pimp! How in the hell does he get women like Angelina Jolie? I’m gonna try the not-showering-dirty-look and see if that really works. It’s just hard being a sex addict with a 350 lb wife, good news is banging her belly button feels just as hot.

That’s a horrible addiction to have

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Actor David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. Not cocaine or alcohol, he likes banging his wife a little too much.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding, “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

The actor’s publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com.

I guess i can understand since he has kids. I can see him at the park playing with his family trying to get a mouth hug from his wife at the same time, keep it in the pants homeboy.