Archive: Christina Aguilera

That suppose to be Christina

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No this isn’t a wax figure this is the real Christina Aguilera in a recent photo shoot. Doesn’t girls know looking like a barbie is cute when your 5 but when your grown looking like a barbie doll it’s assumed your probably a porn star who takes it in the face by 5 guys at once. Is it sad that i picked out that porn star specially cause i’m kinda a fan?  I would love to meet her you know to get an autograph and possibly herpes.

Filed under: Celebrity Photoshoots, Christina Aguilera

Christina we miss you

Jewel topless in the TRL booth (NSFW)

Brooke Hogan out braless

Jessica Alba sex scene

Jordan huge boobs in public

Mischa Barton near topless pix

Heather Graham sitting on a guys face

I found some old pix of Christina Aguilera pix from 2004. What happened? Is it because she has a kid now and doesn’t want to look like a whore in front of him? You sold out Christina! Get that nipple re-pierced and act like a skank again! Hollywood is getting boring.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Christina Aguilera

Cause i Miss the slutty Christina

I found the pictures of Christina Aguilera performing with the Pussycat Dolls back in 2002, don’t you miss the old whorish dirty, will-blow-a-random-guy just for the hell of it Christina? It’s like seeing an old fu*k buddy who turned her life around and now a proud parent. You’ll never forget the crazy shiite she did and you can’t really look her in the eyes anymore, very awkward moments.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Christina Aguilera

Speaking of bad boob jobs…

Everybody that visited TC in the past knows i loved (past tense) me some Christina Aguilera, that bitch was fiiiiine! I stay up at night confused why she had to go all Lady GaGa, i loved the slutty Christina! Who cares if she’s married now with kids, i meet married moms everyday who still sleep around and wear assless chaps, granted they’re strippers who give mouth-hugs for $10.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Christina Aguilera

Christina no longer excites me

I’m sad to say Christina Aguilera no longer does it for me, by no longer does it for me i mean no longer makes me pop a tent. I know it’s a sad day. Switch your style up Christina! Wear some see through shiite again and whatever happened to your nipple ring? Uhhhh hopeless!

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Christina Aguilera

Live from the 08′ AMA’s

Yeah i’m not really there live or even watching it on TV. I’ll update you bitches with the latest pix when i get them.

First up is Christina Aguilera looking…. Well it’s good to see her i guess

Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls. I know that guy wants to throw a hissy fit for what she’s wearing, all wroooong hello!

Ali Landry looking sexy as hell, find a flaw on this woman i dare you

Ashley Tisdale confused why she’s not still blonde, i’m wondering the same

Miley Cyrus, wow aging is not gonna be great for her

Rihanna, i was hoping she would come looking great. When you have a 12head you suppose to cover it a little.

Filed under: Ali Landry, Ashley Tisdale, Awards Show, Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Christina Aguilera, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Scherzinger, Rihanna

Christina isn’t real

Christina Aguilera was replaced after she released Dirrty in 2003. As you can tell this Christina is heavily madeup and toned down from the previous Christina, she even married a nice Jewish boy after telling a magazine that she doesn’t like white boys cause they “don’t have enough flava.” This Christina rarely makes human facial expressions. On a rare day you may see her not look dead in the eyes.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Christina Aguilera

Lady Gaga pulls a Christina

Christina Aguilera has been ripping some singer named Lady Gaga (profile) off this whole year, the image and everything and even denying it. Or as i call it Christina is Megan Fox’ing Lady Gaga! After Christina gets done ripping Lady Gaga off i wanna see her try the Donita Sparks look (She tossed her bloody tampon in the crowd) Yeah that’s hot. I’m a hemophobic but really turned on by tampon’s so i’m confused as hell. I see Lady Gaga is now ripping off Christina’s Dirrty whore look from years ago, i love skanky feuds! They look so much alike maybe she’s pulling a Beyonce and it’s actually her crazy split personality. If you haven’t noticed i have a celebrity name for every action now i gotta stop typing before i Cobain myself (too much? How about before i Ernest Hemingway myself?)

Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga