Archive: Celebrity Tongues

When Kim seen my d!ck she was like…

Oh come on that was too easy right? Well that is a true story until her boyfriend Reggie Bush caught us in the movie theater. He was all i’m about to kick your ass! And i’m like dude keep it down can she at least finish first? What? I like watching people eat ice cream dang. Is that a crime?

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Tongues, Kim Kardashian

Ok Angelina whatever

Your hot why are you trying to rip somebody else off? Anywho porn star looking actress Megan Fox recently did a spread for GQ and gave an interview talking about her relationship with a female stripper, yeah she’s bi *yawn*

Hollywood hottie Megan Fox isn’t afraid to add a little heat to her already smoldering image. The “Transformers” star dishes to this month’s GQ about a former relationship with a stripper — a female stripper. The 22-year-old, who has often been compared to femme fatale Angelina Jolie, told the men’s magazine that when she was 18, she was in love with a female Russian stripper.

Isn’t this getting old to anyone? When she starts saying she cuts herself during sex i’m gonna throw a hissy fit. Be yourself Jenna Megan.

Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity In Bikinis, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Tongues, Megan Fox, News

I get it, it’s like a penis

It’s amazing Pamela Anderson is around 55 years old and can still make guys pop a tent. I’ll admit this photo is pretty hot. Then again you can throw some airbrushing on Berry White and i’m sure it’ll come out the same way. That bitch would be fyne!

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Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Tongues, Pamela Anderson

Miley needs to calm down

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Can somebody throw a bucket of water or something on Miley Cyrus so she can calm her ass down a little? She’s a innocent minor so i’m not calling her a whore or nothing……no i’m not….no…..uhhh no.
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Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Tongues, Dog, Miley Cyrus

Cause she’s horny

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Avril Lavigne really got into the microphone on stage recently. It might look in a odd way sexy, but be careful where you put your tongue Avril just ask Hayden Panettiere (pic)
Filed under: Avril Lavigne, Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Tongues, Dog

At least she’s wearing a bra

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I can’t get over those lips. Hopefully by the time Britney Spears turns 30 she doesn’t look like Joan Rivers. Yeah you lick that shake you whore.
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrity Candids, Celebrity See Thru, Celebrity Tongues, Dog

TC gets around the net

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Britney Spears freaks out in court- The Blemish
Kim Kardashian Playboy pix are here- The Feeding Tube
Jessica Simpson and her long long tongue- True Scandals
The sexiest Jennifer Love Hewitt pic ever- Weak Game
Bai Ling goes topless- Suave Life
Carmen Electra’s rack- Drunken Stepfather
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Kim Kardashian Playboy cover- Derek Hail
Greatest Deepthroat Ever- Stop Load
Petra Nemcova Is The Perfect Whore- Dirty Rotten Whore
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Rihanna huge side boobabe- Glamzilla
Minka Kelly big upskirt- Vidi Mag
Classic Lindsay Lohan nipple slip- Celebrity Beta
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Filed under: Bai Ling, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Flashes, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Tongues, Dog, Jennifer Love Hewit, Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, News, Petra Nemcova, Rihanna

Rihanna’s sexy photoshoot

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Sometimes she can look like the hottest celebrity, the next she can look like an alien who makes me want to bang a alien.
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Filed under: Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Tongues, Dog, Rihanna