Archive: Celebrity In Bikinis

It’s Kim…untouched

kktouched

Kim Kardashian posted these pix on her Twitter and claimed these are untouched which I’m sure is true because OMG’erz i see nipples! What’s so wrong with untouched pictures? Looking at these pix of Kim makes you think untouched pix should be the normal in Hollywood but when you start looking at these bitches without makeup makes you open photoshop ASAP!

Filed under: Celebrity In Bikinis, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity See Thru, Kim Kardashian

Call me crazy…

la2

I’ve always had a thing for Lily Allen. I love that she’s always walking around topless and goes topless during photo shoots. I’m sure her love for alcohol and drugs has nothing to do with it and for some reason I’m sure she can kick the living S outta me. She’s 5′2, I’m 6′2. Those drunken arms would have me crying.

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity In Bikinis, Lily Allen

But God’s people don’t show nipples!

FP_IMAGE_4364690/FP_SET_4362458

I found some new pix of Carrie Prejean on the beach and somehow her boob falls out. Now I’m not saying she did it on purpose because listening to her speak I’m pretty sure it’s a sin for her to see a penis in person then again she was Miss California. Fun fact: Carrie touches herself at night while watching Bill O’ Reilly, mmmm yeah Obama is a bad boy.

The rest of the pix after the fancy leap

More »

Filed under: Carrie Prejean, Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Flashes, Celebrity In Bikinis

Kim does FHM

kkfhm

Kim Kardashian and those type of Hollywood people should really Thank Muhammad that magazines like FHM exists. Without them how could they tease us without doing a straight up porno movie? Seriously it’s great these stars don’t have to go that route to get noticed. I’ve always wondered what’s the goal for people like Kim Kardashian? She’s not an actress so it’s not about getting a dream role, i think i just blew my own mind.

Filed under: Celebrity In Bikinis, Celebrity Photoshoots, Kim Kardashian

Hey that’s illegal

vsbikini

Victoria Silvstedt hit the beach and totally forgot it isn’t exactly legal to masturbate in public. When i was younger i did that and i gotta admit it was amazing! I was like 13 and was fishing with my father (that weird?) The only odd thing was this man in his 60’s that I’m sure seen me, I’m a little offended he didn’t take advantage of me. What I’m not good enough? Well to make you feel like a douche my 6th grade math teacher thought i was, he was very gentle. See what you missed out on? I’m sure your near death now and still regret not messing with the brown headed boy with the bowl cut. Wow I’m really going to hell for that. Anway’s yeah Victoria Silvstedt on the beach….

Keep reading for the rest of the pix.

More »

Filed under: Celebrity Candids, Celebrity In Bikinis, Victoria Silvstedt
Check Website Value  | Hotfile Search Engine  | Funny Images