Disney star/former softcore porn star Vanessa Hudgens hit the beach with her gay “boyfriend.” I love how in every picture you can see everything that’s going on. If there was penetration i’m sure we could see pink along with her O face.

Rosario Dawson took a nice little shower in public in her bikini. Is it wrong if i was there with a camera directing her to take her top off and squeeze her boobs together and let the water run over her body? It must have been wrong cause today i was served with a restraining order.

“Super model” Gisele Bundchen posed for some magazine that probably paid her $5 million to show off her buttaface. There you go fugly girls, anybody can be a supermodel. Keep reading for the ass and topless pix.

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Who does that booty belong too? Could it be Jessica Simpson’s ass? Hmmmm. Hint: ______enjoyed the pool, this time her creepy dad wasn’t there to rub oil on her ass. Keep reading for the answer and more pix.

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When i say Britney Spears’ is looking good i mean her body is starting to look decent again. I wasn’t talking about from her shoulders up, that shiite is still a disaster.

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Why would you go to so much extremes just to get a picture of someone in a bikini? That reminds me of when i was a kid and would do anything to see some boobs, telling the strip club bouncer that i am really 21 i just have the Gary Coleman disease. So seeing someone using a helicopter to take some pix of Britney Spears in a bikini makes me feel much better. I feel like she’s gonna flee in her car and have a good ol’ police chase.

Britney Spears is her new bikini….The bikini says it all

Who does that ass belong too? Hint she’s a Supermodel and not annoying. Oh also her name is Heidi Klum