Hollywood take note from Sofia Vergara

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Sofia Vergara is 39 years old folks. Hollywood should seriously take notes on how to age. The first thing that came to mind when writing that sentence is Nikki Cox, she went from THIS to THIS. I never understood the purpose of any kind of facial surgery. It never turns out well, unless your Vanessa Williams. Then again Vanessa was Miss America, later lost the crown due to hardcore lezbo pix. Just thought I’d throw that in there.

Hot Fap material is here

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I found some super sexy footage to fap to and it’s on Youtube so you don’t have to feel all pervy like you do on ijustwantedpornwhyamiwatchingamilftakeurineinthefaceandwhyamitouchingmyselftoitomgiamafeak.com Anywho it’s my favorite hottie hot hot Brooke Burke doing some sort ofexercise video, and you know who the real target audience is for these videos. OMG fast forward to 2:14, Brooke spanks herself, that’s when I finished…Just thought I’d share that little info. After watching the video I really thought it was a spoof video, only thing missing was the shake weight resting between Brooke’s God made implants.

Eva Longoria pops out on Letterman

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Eva Longoria appeared on David Letterman Wednesday and had a wardrobe malfunction (what a gay term.) I love that it happened on Letterman seeing how it turned out he loved banging the interns while married. I don’t know about you but I respect Letterman so much more now that he’s just like me, horny and eff’in girls in the driveway of her boyfriends home. Any hootie whothe boobie comes out at 3:21 of the video, yes your welcome.

30 Rock? More like 30 boners

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I’m so far behind on everything going on, who is Katrina Bowden? When i first seen these pix I thought it was Julie Bowen (Happy Gilmore chick.) Anywho I got bummed out it wasn’t Julie. I read Wikipedia and it said Katrina Bowden has a part on 30 Rock, good for her. Speaking of Julie Bowen check out herbreastfeeding her twins and don’t look at these pix in a sexual way you perv, breastfeeding is anatural thing. If your mom breastfeed you maybe you wouldn’t be on this sitewith your hand in your pants. Here’s Katrina Bowden who has a part on 30 Rock…Enjoy!

Ewww Airbrushing

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So Mariah Carey finallydecidedto go topless for the first time in Life & Style magazine (Dunno them either.) I can’t tell you howdisappointedI am seeing how I’ve had a huge erection for her before I had ball hair. Just lame, first off pregnant women are in no way sexy. Secondly, there is no secondly.

Sidebar: I’ve been really busy getting screwed by companies like ePassporte and others in 2010 so Iapologize for theabsence. I’m almost back on my feet and Iappreciatethe emails. Now enough of the gay stuff, how about those sweet airbrushed boobs?

Another reason to watch Fox News

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I can’t believe Fox News allowed one of their anchors to pose for GQ magazine but I would love to thank Rupert Murdoch by entering a glory-hole with him. Anyway the always beautiful Megyn Kelly posed for GQ magazine. I’m sure she did some sort of interview also, do you really care how she feels about President Obama? Me either, i just know I am loving the extra loving from the TSA. Handjobs are a little odd in public but he didn’t seem shy about it.

Her hair is stupid and her boobs are nice

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Here’s Rihanna on the set of her music video What’s My Name. Why can’t Rihanna keep a eff’in hair color and stay with it? Does she realize people aren’t looking at her head? Actually we aren’t even looking from her neck up, she could get a Hitler haircut and I still would wanna stick my junk in between those golden brown wagons.

Flashback: That’s just ridiculous

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I mean really. Look at those things. I did my editorial job by researching Pamela Anderson’s bra size and i came up with 34DD. Should wagons that big wear a top like that? Of course she should but that’s silly looking. Could you really have an actual conversation with her wearing that? I kinda feel bad for Pamela getting so many implants because her nipples look really strange (NSFW Clicky.) I would still insert my penis but afterwards strongly deny it.