Lindsay Lohan stars in a new movie called Labor Pains. I never heard anything about it, anyway here’s the sexy scenes from her new movie. You are sooooo welcome!

Katy Perry posed in the August issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. Why she isn’t legally forced to pose like that 24/7 is beyond me and every heterosexual alive.

Here’s Shakira’s new album cover. I remember when Shakira first got big in America with that song (Below.) Sure i could only understand about 5 words in the song but Jesus Christ look at her stomach and what about the part with her in the mud? And i can’t forget about the part where i get busted by my mom beating it to MTV 3 times a day to this video.

Lady GaGa is doing the smart thing when wearing see though tops by putting tape over her nipples. I don’t know what’s worse slutty girls that tease or cats that crap on my floor when the litter box is full. You need a fresh place to crap? Well i need Mandy Moore on her knees naked in front of me, you don’t always get what you want.

No not that kind of video and since she seems to be normal again i don’t think that’s going to happen anymore Anywho It’s Britney Spears’ new video Radar off her new album Circus, HURRAY! Crappy video so i added a hot video of sexy Jessica Simpson moments.

Jessica Simpson has never looked sexier than she does in these pix. Maybe i’m saying that because her boobs are falling all out of her top. I tried just looking at her face but why do something crazy like that?

I found the behind the scenes video with Lady GaGa shooting for the new issue of Maxim. Confused? Yeah me too. Do i suppose to like it or not?

Cheryl Cole can you get more perfect than this girl? Look at that face. I don’t want to sound creepy or anything but i’d like to pop one off in her dimples, awww she’s so purrty dang it. There has to be something wrong with her. She either has a penis or no nipples.