Well the pix are here but i don’t feel like adding those because their copy-written and i really don’t feel like paying a $300,000 fine. Anyway Britney Spears is on a boat bitch!

Jessica Alba now sleeps on beds in furniture stores now. Her movies bomb so i really don’t blame her, i guess i’ve been doing it wrong by giving handjobs for Starbucks. Mmmm Starbucks. They didn’t sponsor this post by the way….

This wasn’t from a photo shoot, this is just how Kim Kardashian rolls. She’s not in the middle of the a video shoot. Now excuse me i have to shove these pix in my wife’s face and curse at her.

How old is that joke anyway? With the economy the way it is it’s probably no longer a joke. My mind is so overpolluted with dirty thoughts that it’s impossible for me to see a woman drink through a straw without me imaging her gagging on some man meat. Help is being made thanks for your concerns.

Oh come on that was too easy right? Well that is a true story until her boyfriend Reggie Bush caught us in the movie theater. He was all i’m about to kick your ass! And i’m like dude keep it down can she at least finish first? What? I like watching people eat ice cream dang. Is that a crime?

Here’s Shakira’s new album cover. I remember when Shakira first got big in America with that song (Below.) Sure i could only understand about 5 words in the song but Jesus Christ look at her stomach and what about the part with her in the mud? And i can’t forget about the part where i get busted by my mom beating it to MTV 3 times a day to this video.

Lady GaGa is doing the smart thing when wearing see though tops by putting tape over her nipples. I don’t know what’s worse slutty girls that tease or cats that crap on my floor when the litter box is full. You need a fresh place to crap? Well i need Mandy Moore on her knees naked in front of me, you don’t always get what you want.

Katie Price aka Jordan is in the middle of getting a divorce and now single, just proof you can’t keep a hot whore down. I’m really looking forward to her shoving cell phones and wine bottles up her vag again. Good times… Good times.