Archive: Cameron Diaz

You’ve got to be joking

F-list so called “actress” and former softcore porn star Cameron Diaz is will be awarded with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. See putting semen in your hair does pay off

Recipients of the sidewalk stars also include Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy, Cameron Diaz, Robert Downey Jr., Tim Burton, Leslie Caron, Charles Durning, Ralph Fiennes, William Petersen, Kyra Sedgwick, John Stamos, Mark Burnett, Chuck Lorre, Kenny “Baby Face” Edmonds, Dave Koz, The Miracles, Doug Morris, Rush, Shakira, KFI radio personality Bill Handel and KCRW host Harry Shearer, who also provides voices for characters on “The Simpsons.”.

I ddin’t look at that list but i’m sure most don’t belong there but come on Cameron Diaz? I’m still waiting for Jenna Haze to get one.

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Fugly does GQ

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Photoshop does a great job but there is only so much you can do to a hideous image. The only thing left you can do is switch the face to someone attractive. You welcome!
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Still fugly

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You would think photo shop would help Cameron Diaz look halfway human but as you can tell it did nothing.
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Really creepy

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No they really aren’t Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore. Those are wax figures. The thing that gave it away to me at least was where’s the ache on Cameron Diaz’s face? Cameron wishes she looked that good.
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Cameron Diaz has a rack?

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It’s the magic lingerie. If Cameron actually had a rack like that she would be kinda attractive
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Cameron Diaz upskirt and no bra

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She’s still annoying as hell
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Criss Angel denies dating Diaz

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llusionist Criss Angel has laughed off reports he’s dating Cameron Diaz.
The Las Vegas-based magic man has been spotted dining with Diaz in recent weeks, but he insists reports of a romance are ridiculous. “We’re just friends when it comes down to it - no benefits, just friends. Friendship is an important thing in life. she doesn’t want anything from me. I don’t want anything from her. “We have a lot of fun. The truth of the matter is she’s an awesome person, a friend.
Criss is smarter then i thought, you ALWAYS deny dating the ugly chick.
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Shut up Diaz!

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Cameron Diaz claims she would never have plastic surgery because it is “sick”.

The 34-year-old star had an operation on her nose last year to correct a deviated septum, but claims she would never have surgery for purely cosmetic reasons.

She added: “I would never have anything done. I think beauty comes from the inside. When I see women who have had plastic surgery I find it unnerving. All I can see is the surgery. The person who has had it has vanished. I don’t want to look like that.”

I swear i get 10 times dumber every time i hear Cameron Diaz speak, Cameron says she would never have any plastic surgery done. What about fixing that disgusting thing she calls a face? What is Criss Angel thinking

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