We all know that the daughters eventually turn into their mom but does it usually happen when your 21 years old? What the eff is up with Brooke Hogan already?!?! Who do we blame here Brooke’s mom or the years of steroids abuse by Hulk Hogan? This really makes me feel bad about my own steroid abuse, then again who really cares I’ll be buff bitch! If my daughter complains I’ll throw her through my kitchen wall.

TMZ has the footage of Brooke Hogan doing what she calls stripping on stage at some event. How much does that suck when you have a famous dad and you still can’t make it legitimately on your own? I’m not going to make a judgment since i know a stripper and she’s one of the nicest people i ever met, sure she smells like semen but she’s still really nice. Keep reading for the video.

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Brooke Hogan did a little concert a few days ago in Miami. What i find really sweet is her daddy Hulk Hogan showed up to support her daughter while she did her nice tasteful stripper routine. I’m still waiting for the pix with Brooke giving a lap dance while the Hulkster holds her thong while cheering her on.

Brooke Hogan was seen out with his brother the other day. Tranny’s are tricky people you have to be careful when approaching them, always be sure to check for an Adams Apple and they do a thing called “tucking.” Good luck.

Ladies and Gentlemen this is the reason that it’s wrong to do steroids and have kids, case in point Brooke Hogan. Do you know how bad it sucks for her knowing she can’t dress like a normal girl? She tried getting a boob job but that didn’t help, it only looks like she got into weight lifting and got more chest muscles.