I’m probably exaggerating a little bit about Britney Spears looking Photoshopped but she looks really great! This reminds me of the Britney i use to fap to when i was a horny little teenager. Remember that video Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know? Man i totally scabbed up watching that video back in 2000.
Like seriously to the people that work at Pop Search and every other magazine, leave Britney Spears alone! She looks hot again for the first time in 5+ years. She doesn’t need a ton of airbrushing that makes her look like a anime character anymore. Do you know how hard it is to fap to these pictures? Well it’s not hard at all that’s beside the point. I just wanted you to imagine me fapping, ha you homo. Don’t worry I secretly like you thinking about me too.
So I’m here on less than 3 hours of sleep. I woke up to a message from a friend who was bored at work and of course since she’s a girl with a vagina I entertained her for a while. After that I tried to go back to sleep, of course that doesn’t happen because there’s a knock at the door. I put on my pants and answered, it was a construction guy asking for work. The funny thing is he also talked to me about God. I hate talking to Christians but i found the situation entertaining then i started wondering is this guy actually Jesus? Wasn’t Jesus a carpenter? Maybe it’s the lack of sleep but i think i just talked to Jesus. I gotta tell you the guy is actually polite and fairly handsome. Anywho after the talk with Jesus I started surfing and found pix of Britney Spears’ booty in a bikini. Enjoy the pix because I’m too tired to, also don’t forget Jesus loves you.
Here’s some new Britney Spears bikini pix (yes again.) Seeing Britney’s new boyfriend or whatever he is surprised me because of how old he is. Then again I’m sure she has some sort of daddy issues, this is coming from a person who has daddy issues himself. We all want to replace our daddy’s and were angry he wasn’t there to help us get through life. So women find a guy that’s like their fathers, I find drunk alcoholics and pay them to pass out on my couch and promise to play catch with me later. See we all deal with it in different ways. He said he’s taking me to the park tomorrow to feed the ducks so I’m super excited ya’ll.
So the rest of the pix (so far?) have been released on the internet of Britney Spears in a bikini. The speculation and conversation that my penis was having was that Britney was probably wearing a thong because she was covering up in the previous pix. Since Britney has gotten into shape she’s hiding her body, why now? Buddha knows we’ve seen it all multiple times. Allah also knows for about a week straight I got tired of seeing her vag. Now that Britney has got her mind and body straight she wants to cover up? That’s like Little Lupe becoming a Nun and stopping her ma-tcheen.
My Britney Spears obsession is starting to set in once again. Here’s some new Britney bikini pix and i hope to everything holy she’s in a thong when the rest of the pix hit the intronets. Britney is looking great these days, she’s reminding me how i felt about her when i was like 13. I remember trying to play it cool when friends were like “OMG that girl that sings that song Baby One More time is so hot! I was like “Dude no she’s not! Check out how healthy my Giga Pet has gotten!” After that i proceeded to beat it to my Leonardo Dicaprio posters. Anywho the rest of the pix coming as soon as they hit the internet cuz I ain’t sleeping til they do.
Britney Spears’ parents have put their foot down and demand that Britney must wear a bra when she’s out in public. How lame. She’s better, leave her alone.
A friend said: “Jamie’s control over Britney’s life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression. One security guard is told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra.”
Really this much drama over her not wearing a bra? I think her dad is just looking for an excuse. She’s 28 years old gosh.
I came across these Britney Spears pix today, after i came across them i looked at them and remembered how attracted i was to Britney when i was a teenager. I remember watching the One More Time video when i was a Teen and was like wow i would really like to bang that while she’s dancing in the hallway of that school and the fact that she was a virgin is super sweet. Now years later we find out that she lost her virginity at 14, boo Britney boo.
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