Archive: Brad Pitt

Don’t leave Brad Angelina!!!

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Sorry i have OCD and have to put three !!! Anytime i yell, yeah it’s a problem for me. Anywho it’s being reported that Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that she would like to have other lovers.

Angelina and Brad were having one of their arguments when she told him she was so sick of being stressed that she just yearned to be free and wouldn’t care if they had other lovers,’ a friend of the couple reveals.

Mum-of-six Angelina’s words show the volatile state of her and Brad’s once passionate relationship.

According to friends, although Angelina’s been playing a monogamous role, the free-spirited star has never felt that infidelity was any grounds for problems between couples.


Noooooo!!! It can’t end like this!!! We all had to know two beautiful people can’t stay together long. At least we got a baby out of the situation. Take that Hitler! I don’t know what that means but he didn’t seem like a nice guy so yeah eff him!!!

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Legally Brangelina should be required to stay together

There are reports that Angelina Jolie is apartment hunting telling Brad Pitt she needs some time alone. I’m not gay but why would you want to be away from Brad Pitt? Again i wouldn’t turn gay for Brad…

A source said: “Angelina has told Brad she needs her space. She is a fiercely independent person and needs time alone to feel sane and happy.

“Her tendency is to bolt. When she is feeling stressed and overwhelmed she often goes away by herself.

“Angelina is in a really low place at the moment and she seems really depressed. In the past few weeks she has had major bouts of moodiness coupled with temper tantrums.

What? Pretty people get depressed too? I thought that was only for the less desired.

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Don’t laugh at Pitt’s penis!

Brad Pitt and Agelina Jolie’s talent agent has been dragged into court by a former assistant for sexual harassment for exposing her to internet porn and parading around naked infront of her. One time even laughing at the size of Brad Pitt’s penis.

The suit also recalls an incident in which Shemarya showed Devlin photos of a nude Pitt from a banned 1997 issue of Playgirl magazine while “ridicul(ing) the size of Pitt’s penis” and referring to Aniston as “an ugly b**ch”.

Wait so showing your workers internet porn is sexual harassment? Thank God my workers don’t speak English and are trapped in my basement, it doesn’t seem to bother them when i parade around naked and rub my junk in their face while they type this unfunny stuff you read everyday.

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Pitt gets attacked

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This is the moment when Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt was attacked by a crazed female fanPitt, in Italy for the Venice Film Festival, was surrounded by his security team when the unnamed fan barged her way through the crowd and attempted to embrace the actor.
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Does this mean i can date Angelina soon?

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Angelina is reportedly furious at Brad for calling off their planned break to Lake Mohawk, New Jersey, because of work commitments.

The fact Brad is working on no less than 13 different projects with his production company has apparently cut very little ice with Ang – who thinks he should put his family first.

“Angie is really upset and has demanded that Brad cuts back on his work schedule,” a friend tells the Mail.
“There’s a lot of tension between them. They were meant to be going away as a family and had spoken about teaching the kids to fish and sail.

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Angelina and Brad to split?

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According to reports Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are on the verge of a split
According to a US sources the pair - who were holidaying in France at the time - are so close to ending their relationship; they have already discussed a custody deal.
 

‘They aren’t making each other happy” a friend told In Style magazine “But they want to put on a show of togetherness for the children

“Their romance has fallen apart. They’ve turned into two people staying together for the sake of their kids.”

According to the source - the row erupted over politics. Brad supports Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama and Angelina supports his rival John Edwards.

“Angie was cursing at home and ended up throwing a glass of wine in his face. Brad was absolutely disgusted by her behavior.”

I found the last part hilarious, me and my wife also got into a argument over politics. I support Republican candidate Ron Paul, she has no idea who Ron Paul is so i threw my beer in her face. I love that whore.
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Brad Pitt needs a butt double

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Brad Pitt is refusing to bare his backside in a new film — and is demanding a “bottom double”.

The 43-year-old actor is regularly voted the World’s Sexiest Man, but he is concerned about doing nude scenes in the Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Producers of the film, due to be released in May next year, have been forced to look for a body double.

A source said: “Casting notices have been put out looking for suitable rears.

“Maybe Brad’s partner Angelina Jolie doesn’t want him stripping off for anyone else these days.”

I would offer butt (ha, lame) i think they want something that looks realistic to Brad’s cause mine should be like sculptured for art galleries or something.

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