Archive: Beyonce

Be-itch is too good for church

Beyonce Knowles says she is so famous she can no longer go pray at church, saying she gets mobbed by parishioners. Bitch please

‘I can’t really go to church anymore, which is a shame. People have come up to me in church during the sermon and, of course, people watch everything I do.’

They come up and take pictures on their mobile phones too. They are very nice, but I think God understands if I miss Sunday service!’ the singer said.

Awww it must be hell with people kissing your ass at church when they should be praising God. How horrible for you. While the Preacher and Church members try to help the community you can get inside your Bentley and drive to your $80000000000 home and laugh at the homeless on your way home. If you didn’t have your pimp/father have you banged half the industry and get purchased by JJ Evans i mean Jay-Z you would be begging for change by that homeless vet who accomplished more in their life than you ever will. Just cause you got a Star on the Hollywood walk of fame for releasing two albums (WTF) that help dumb down Hollywood and  America in general doesn’t make you any better then anyone. It just makes you an overrated product. Now dance and shake your ass for my $8.99

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Nice hair

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Michael Jackson’s long lost sister Beyonce showed off her new do. Whatcha think?
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Beyonce got married *Yawn*

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It appears that Jay-Z and Beyonce have finally tied the knot. TC is hearing sources that Jay-z paid Beyonce’s pimp/dad $5 million for a 5 year marriage, congrats Jay!

There was a swirl of activity Friday at the rap mogul’s Tribeca apartment. Delivery trucks funneled in and out of the building, dropping off silver candelabras and white flowers. A white tent was set up on the roof, and stars including Beyonce’s former Destiny’s Child bandmates, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, along with Gwyneth Paltrow, were spotted arriving. 

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Her pimp is allowing this?

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BEYONCE and JAY-Z, who have dated for six years, reportedly took out a marriage license yesterday morning in New York.

The document is valid for 60 days.

The pair are a famously private couple and are reluctant to discuss their relationship in public.

Jay-z must have worked out a deal to buy Beyonce from her pimp dad

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Beyonce’s pimp speaks about “Queen” comment

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Beyonce’s father Matthew Knowles says Aretha Franklin’s criticism of his daughter for referring to Tina Turner as “the Queen” at the Grammys is “ridiculous.”

Beyonce’s father and manager, said: “I am not taking something this ridiculous to Beyonce. Beyonce referred to Tina Turner as a ‘queen.’ Not queen of gospel, queen of soul, queen of blues, Queen of England. I consider my wife a queen and sometimes call her that. Does Aretha have a problem with that?”

Yeah Beyonce should have nothing to be worried about, now listen to her daddy and put on her little whore shorts and dance for the older gentlemen in the audience.
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Beyonce pops a nipple out

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Finally Beyonce had a slip, it hasn’t happened in 4 months. With all the outfits she wears I’m surprised she doesn’t have more slips than Britney Spears, probably because Beyonce accidentally popped out and Britney “accidentally” pops out every other day. Click the above pic for the uncensored.
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Beyonce 2007 American Music Awards

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Beyonce looks pretty hot at the 07′ AMA’S. I love the second picture, she’s like “i know your staring.”
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Filed under: Awards Show, Beyonce, Celebrity Candids, Celebrity Cleavage, Dog

TC gets around the net

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Hilary Duff gets slutty- Weak Game
Rihanna gets her lezbo on- Suave Life
Eva Mendes Does November, 2007 Latina Magazine- The Bastardly
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Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman is not down with the brothers- The Blemish
Ashlee Simpson is Human Again- Derek Hail
Victoria Silvstedt is a Bleached Blonde Whore of the Day- Drunken Stepfather
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Britney Spears showing her ass- True Scandals
Christina Aguilera is naked- Celebrity Beta
Beyonce Ass Is Going To Cause An Earthquake Someday- Glamzilla
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Gisele Bundchen feels up another girl- Plicks
Two hotties- Timekiller
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Britney Spears ass- Holly Rude
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Upskirts, Christina Aguilera, Dog, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bundchen, Hilary Duff, News, Rihanna, Victoria Silvstedt