I’ve been unable to upload images on the server and i have no idea why. I’m uploading them to pimpandhost until this problem gets fixed. Anywho so much has happened since we been gone, we got a Black President how awesomeness is that? You know CoCo had to do Halloween real big and by real big i mean showing her fake ass off. I seen how Ice-T would give anyone $1 million dollars if they could prove CoCo has a fake ass, ummm is he really trying to give money away that easy?

A man who jumped 60 feet to his death from the Spaghetti Bowl on Thursday left a note with a message for Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama. Nice and i was trying to think of a way to get Obama’s attention.

Police were also seen on Ramp F, the top ramp of the Spaghetti Bowl, next to the white four-door sedan, which was parked unattended. The ramp connects I-10 west to the Bridge of the Americas and Paisano Drive.

Police confirmed that the man left behind a note that read, “Obama take care of my family.”

That’s a pretty decent way to leave. I thought about offing myself infront of the White House but knowing Bush it wouldn’t bother him.

Chances are this is a spoof funny video. I died twice from laughter watching this. Good job Bubba! Now watch your windows cause they still do firebomb houses

Ashley Todd a campaign volunteer For John McCain told police that she was attacked by Obama supporters because she had a McCain sticker on her car. Today she confessed to police that she made the story up.

Police tell KDKA that a campaign volunteer has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter B in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.

Ashley Todd, 20, of Texas, initially told police that she was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield and that the suspect became enraged and started beating her after seeing her GOP sticker on her car.

Ummm you see the B on her cheek? Nothing seemed odd about that to the police? What a dumb dumb dumb person. I don’t even like Obama but i hope he wins just to piss off this genius.

To be fair as we posted the Obama roast John McCain also roasted Barack Obama and himself at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner (Still don’t know) The highlights? Obama even has a nickname for me? George Bush. McCain did decent. Good job Grandpa.