Thanksgiving kicked the shiite outta me. I decided to eat after everybody else and me and my family was all having a good time laughing until they decided to go on the subject of enemas and diarrhea while sweet lil ol’ me is eating my dressing. Of course my uncle had to go into details about a guy he knows who lets his wife lick his booty. Anywho it’s 6pm and i feel like crap. Happy Thanksgiving bitch! Here’s Avril Lavigne drunk just cause drunk chicks are too easy.
How is Avril Lavigne still pulling this “punk” thing off? She’s 24 years old and married for Satan’s sake. I gotta give credit to Avril for sticking it out this long, most artist grow and do something else. It’s good to know she’s a married woman still pretending to be 13…..Tubular!
“People who are famous who haven’t done anything. They’re just famous for being at Hollywood clubs or for dating people.”
“The thing you have to remember with that kind of fame is it’s 20 seconds long. So really, I feel kind of bad for them.”
Songwriters Tommy Dunbar and James Gangwer alleged in a lawsuit that Lavigne and her co-writers lifted their 1979 song I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend, which was originally performed by new wave band The Rubinoos.
“We are not so naive as to chalk it up to some sort of cosmic coincidence,” Dunbar said in a statement. “The lyric, the meter, the rhythm – they’re identical.”
The first court date has been set for August 28 in Oakland, California.
A spokeswoman for Lavigne declined to comment.