Archive: Ashlee Simpson

Your not cute Ashlee

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I was gonna write “I’m gon’ eat ya!” as a little thought bubble on the top picture but i’m too lazy so you can imagine that yourself. I really wish somebody would smack Ashlee Simpson, your not cute whore!
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Take the mic away please

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Has Ashlee Simpson not learned anything? When you have no talent it’s best to find something else to do, Hugh Hefner and Vivid is always looking to give celebrities some work. Then again with today’s music i’m sure MTV and consumers forgot all about her lack of talent and we’ll probably see her album at #1 soon.
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It’s not Halloween yet

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Someone probably should of told Ashley Simpson that it’s not Halloween, she got all dressed up for nothing. And to the person that punched her in both eyes giving her those bruises, that was inappropriate even though she has that kinda face you wanna bash.
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Ashlee Simpson is not real

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You remember the urban legend with Paul McCartney saying that he actually died and was replaced by a look-alike? It happened with Ashlee Simpson! You can’t tell me this Ashlee doesn’t look like a fake, plastic whore trying to pretend to be the old Ashlee. Trust no one.
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Here’s my boobs, buy my album please!

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Talentless whore and bad singer Ashlee Simpson posed for pictures that will be promo used for her new album, i hear what your saying and i agree. Isn’t it creepy that Joe “My-daughter-has huge-boobs-that-i-sometimes-stare-at” Simpson probably chose this image since he’s her manager? And the image is over a year old dicknose. LP you got your wish
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