Stop making fun of Ashlee’s sister!

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz says people should leave her older sister Jessica alone.

“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight,” Ashlee, 24, writes on her blog after photos appeared of Jessica, 28, at the Radio 99.9 Kiss Country’s annual Chili Cookoff on Sunday in Pembroke Pines, Fla.

Under the headline, “Since when did a woman’s weight become newsworthy,” Ashlee says: “A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure.”


I totally agree with Ashlee, we have a new president and were talking about a overweight singer? There’s more important things happening in the world seriously. Did you hear American Idol added another judge? How crazy is that?!?!

Ashlee Simpson hates her baby

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Talented singer and actress Ashlee Simpson gave birth Friday to a baby boy, she named the baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I can already hear the Halloween theme song while Ashlee sleeps.

“This is really about the couple making a play for attention,” baby-naming expert Pamela Redmond Satran tells me. “It’s just another element of celebrities using kids as publicity.”

Wow and i didn’t even say that! I would have been more creative like saying Ashlee Simpson named her baby Bronx Mowgli cause according to Ashlee growing up having her as your mom isn’t embarrassing enough she’ll give you a dumb dumb name that you’ll have to hear for the rest of his days. Just a question, Did the baby come out already depressed about life?

Big momma

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I’m not gonna talk about the lack of talent or why in the hell is she famous anyway (cause her sister duh) I’m happy for Ashlee Simpson being pregnant. Some good people out there can’t get pregnant and have their own baby, it’s great to know nice celebrities who paved the way for themselves can get pregnant and spread their legacy on. *End Sarcasm*

She’s somehow less annoying now

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Carmen Electra goes nude- Humor Pass

Christina Aguilera showing some bare boob- HO

Mariah Carey nice CamelToe- Time Killer

I can’t put my hands on it but for some reason Ashlee Simpson is less annoying to me right now. It could be because that is a picture above and not a video of her opening her mouth and speaking or maybe it’s cause I’m a booby man.

In who gives a flying fudge news:

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Wasted-space Ashlee Simpson is pregnant.

Pop star Ashlee Simpson and her fiance, rocker Pete Wentz, are expecting a child together, US Magazine reported Monday, just days after the couple announced that they were engaged. Representatives for the 23-year-old performer, the younger sister of actress and singer Jessica Simpson, had no immediate comment on the report and no further details were available.

Ashlee Simpson has been romantically linked to Wentz, 28, the bassist for the band Fall Out Boy, since 2006.

Oh goodness i hate to see what that baby will look like. I’m wondering will it come out with the emo hair and eyeliner? Man life is so unfair, it’s like what’s the point? Your always gonna be disappointed.

Your not cute Ashlee

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I was gonna write “I’m gon’ eat ya!” as a little thought bubble on the top picture but i’m too lazy so you can imagine that yourself. I really wish somebody would smack Ashlee Simpson, your not cute whore!
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Take the mic away please

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Has Ashlee Simpson not learned anything? When you have no talent it’s best to find something else to do, Hugh Hefner and Vivid is always looking to give celebrities some work. Then again with today’s music i’m sure MTV and consumers forgot all about her lack of talent and we’ll probably see her album at #1 soon.
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It’s not Halloween yet

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Someone probably should of told Ashley Simpson that it’s not Halloween, she got all dressed up for nothing. And to the person that punched her in both eyes giving her those bruises, that was inappropriate even though she has that kinda face you wanna bash.
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