Archive: Ashlee Simpson

She’s somehow less annoying now

Posted: June 11th, 2008 - 4 Comments

Carmen Electra goes nude- Humor Pass

Christina Aguilera showing some bare boob- HO

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I can’t put my hands on it but for some reason Ashlee Simpson is less annoying to me right now. It could be because that is a picture above and not a video of her opening her mouth and speaking or maybe it’s cause I’m a booby man.

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In who gives a flying fudge news:

Posted: April 15th, 2008 - No Comments

Wasted-space Ashlee Simpson is pregnant.

Pop star Ashlee Simpson and her fiance, rocker Pete Wentz, are expecting a child together, US Magazine reported Monday, just days after the couple announced that they were engaged. Representatives for the 23-year-old performer, the younger sister of actress and singer Jessica Simpson, had no immediate comment on the report and no further details were available.

Ashlee Simpson has been romantically linked to Wentz, 28, the bassist for the band Fall Out Boy, since 2006.

Oh goodness i hate to see what that baby will look like. I’m wondering will it come out with the emo hair and eyeliner? Man life is so unfair, it’s like what’s the point? Your always gonna be disappointed.

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Your not cute Ashlee

Posted: March 1st, 2008 - No Comments

I was gonna write “I’m gon’ eat ya!” as a little thought bubble on the top picture but i’m too lazy so you can imagine that yourself. I really wish somebody would smack Ashlee Simpson, your not cute whore!

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Take the mic away please

Posted: February 28th, 2008 - No Comments

Has Ashlee Simpson not learned anything? When you have no talent it’s best to find something else to do, Hugh Hefner and Vivid is always looking to give celebrities some work. Then again with today’s music i’m sure MTV and consumers forgot all about her lack of talent and we’ll probably see her album at #1 soon.

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It’s not Halloween yet

Posted: February 26th, 2008 - No Comments

Someone probably should of told Ashley Simpson that it’s not Halloween, she got all dressed up for nothing. And to the person that punched her in both eyes giving her those bruises, that was inappropriate even though she has that kinda face you wanna bash.

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Ashlee Simpson is not real

Posted: February 1st, 2008 - No Comments

You remember the urban legend with Paul McCartney saying that he actually died and was replaced by a look-alike? It happened with Ashlee Simpson! You can’t tell me this Ashlee doesn’t look like a fake, plastic whore trying to pretend to be the old Ashlee. Trust no one.

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Here’s my boobs, buy my album please!

Posted: January 21st, 2008 - No Comments

Talentless whore and bad singer Ashlee Simpson posed for pictures that will be promo used for her new album, i hear what your saying and i agree. Isn’t it creepy that Joe “My-daughter-has huge-boobs-that-i-sometimes-stare-at” Simpson probably chose this image since he’s her manager? And the image is over a year old dicknose. LP you got your wish

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Ashlee’s new hair color

Posted: January 11th, 2008 - No Comments

Irrelevant celebrity Ashlee Simpson showed off her new hair color today. What do you think? Or are you like me and say as long as she has those huge boobs you’d hit it.

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Archive: Ashlee Simpson

She’s somehow less annoying now

In who gives a flying fudge news:

Your not cute Ashlee

Take the mic away please

It’s not Halloween yet

Ashlee Simpson is not real

Here’s my boobs, buy my album please!

Ashlee’s new hair color

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