Hey! Look! It’s Tom Cruise reenacting Top Gun, oh, never mind that’s Anne Hathaway. I’m rather puzzled why she lost weight, cut her hair this short, and now closely resembles a young skinny boy wearing a bikini, with what can only be considered bee stings where Anne’s chest seems to be. Quite a disturbing array of pictures. Tip to Anne, gain some weight, you looked way better back when you had at least some sort of meat on your bones.
Here’s Anne Hathaway in the latest issue of InStyle magazine. I am loving the picture above. I’m actually surprised they let that picture in the magazine. Great news is I heard somewhere that Anne will be appearing topless in her next movie. I’m not sure whats the name of the movie or even if i imagined that in my head so eff off if I’m wrong.
I haven’t posted anything about Anne Hathaway recently because of our brutal breakup that I’m still struggling with to this day. Anyway here’s Anne Hathaway on Jimmy Kimmel from yesterday. Anne is 27, why is she talking all proper? where’s the word “like” every other word?
It was fun while it lasted but i think I’ve moved on from Anne Hathaway. She has just changed on me, i think it’s time for me to move on. I’m starting to notice things, it’s not her it’s me. I remember the first time my obsession set in 7 days ago, it was great. Who knows what the future holds for me and Anne. Maybe she’ll have a nude scene and…Let me stop thinking of excuses to come back, it’s never the same the second time.
Here’s Anne Hathaway in the new issue of Instyle magazine. I love Anne more than any person in the world but this is just a horrible photoshoot. The face and makeup? I dunno, whoever tried to do something to her face should be fired and thrown in the oven. That’s not a Jewish joke, i love the Jewish people. I spent my weekend with my nice accountant who happens to be Jewish. I don’t see what’s so wrong with the powerful Jew stereotype. Look at the southern, black and women stereotypes. Well the women one’s are true, hahaha look at them in their little car trying to drive!
I’m not sure why Anne Hathaway is everywhere these days, she’s probably not it’s probably because i search the internet 22 hours daily looking for pictures of her that i can print out and tape on my bedroom ceiling. I’m really looking forward to tonight, it’s like she’s watching me beat it to her which is totally hot. That face will be turned into a glazed donut in about 4 hours.
I’m fully aware that i post Anne Hathaway pix nearly everyday. If your tired of seeing Anne do me a favor and…kill yourself? Or email me a great excuse why you don’t want to see her and I’ll post it for teh lulz. Honestly if you don’t want to see Anne you have a problem. Watch this scene and shut the eff up, you disgust me you dirty whore.
Anne Hathaway announced the Grammy Nominations yesterday (I guess?) Now I’m a crazy, insane Anne Hathaway fan who i would gladly receive strap-on sex from. Come on you know she’s a freak and she’s so pretty i would be submission just to make her happy. I hate when a hot chick tries too hard with the makeup, there is nothing sexier than when a girl is at home in her normal clothes. So i’m suggesting PJ’s instead of a stupid $10,000 outfit.