Here’s Anne Hathaway in the latest issue of InStyle magazine. I am loving the picture above. I’m actually surprised they let that picture in the magazine. Great news is I heard somewhere that Anne will be appearing topless in her next movie. I’m not sure whats the name of the movie or even if i imagined that in my head so eff off if I’m wrong.

I haven’t posted anything about Anne Hathaway recently because of our brutal breakup that I’m still struggling with to this day. Anyway here’s Anne Hathaway on Jimmy Kimmel from yesterday. Anne is 27, why is she talking all proper? where’s the word “like” every other word?

It was fun while it lasted but i think I’ve moved on from Anne Hathaway. She has just changed on me, i think it’s time for me to move on. I’m starting to notice things, it’s not her it’s me. I remember the first time my obsession set in 7 days ago, it was great. Who knows what the future holds for me and Anne. Maybe she’ll have a nude scene and…Let me stop thinking of excuses to come back, it’s never the same the second time.

Here’s Anne Hathaway in the new issue of Instyle magazine. I love Anne more than any person in the world but this is just a horrible photoshoot. The face and makeup? I dunno, whoever tried to do something to her face should be fired and thrown in the oven. That’s not a Jewish joke, i love the Jewish people. I spent my weekend with my nice accountant who happens to be Jewish. I don’t see what’s so wrong with the powerful Jew stereotype. Look at the southern, black and women stereotypes. Well the women one’s are true, hahaha look at them in their little car trying to drive!

I’m not sure why Anne Hathaway is everywhere these days, she’s probably not it’s probably because i search the internet 22 hours daily looking for pictures of her that i can print out and tape on my bedroom ceiling. I’m really looking forward to tonight, it’s like she’s watching me beat it to her which is totally hot. That face will be turned into a glazed donut in about 4 hours.