Archive: Angelina Jolie

Reunited and it feels soooo good

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There are reports that Brad Pitt is ready to split with Angelina Jolie and get back together with Jennifer Aniston.

“Brad longs for the serenity and fun he had in his life when he was with Jen and he can’t wait to get back together with her,” a source told Now magazine.

However, Jen, who split from the actor in 2005, is said to have stipulated that she would only reunite with Brad if he left Angelina.

“Jen’s made it 
clear she’s not interested in talking to Brad until Angelina’s out of his life,” the source said.

Jennifer noooo! Don’t do it! The best thing in life to do is when a ex wants back you kick them when their down and laugh that they have to raise a kid alone with a crappy job. Shouldn’t have eff’ed up you bad bad person.

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President Jolie

According to reports Angelina Jolie is telling her friends that she is considering running for President of the United States. Yes that’s right.

Angelina Jolie has reportedly told her friends that she would consider running for president of the United States.

The Wanted star, also a UN Goodwill Ambassador, has expressed a desire to become even more politically involved, the Daily Express reports.

“Ange has admitted she’s getting bored with Hollywood. She said she’s now got her sights set on Washington,” said a source.

It’s really sad that Angelina would have a really good chance of actually winning. Isn’t it just a popularity contest at this point?

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Don’t leave Brad Angelina!!!

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Sorry i have OCD and have to put three !!! Anytime i yell, yeah it’s a problem for me. Anywho it’s being reported that Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that she would like to have other lovers.

Angelina and Brad were having one of their arguments when she told him she was so sick of being stressed that she just yearned to be free and wouldn’t care if they had other lovers,’ a friend of the couple reveals.

Mum-of-six Angelina’s words show the volatile state of her and Brad’s once passionate relationship.

According to friends, although Angelina’s been playing a monogamous role, the free-spirited star has never felt that infidelity was any grounds for problems between couples.


Noooooo!!! It can’t end like this!!! We all had to know two beautiful people can’t stay together long. At least we got a baby out of the situation. Take that Hitler! I don’t know what that means but he didn’t seem like a nice guy so yeah eff him!!!

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Legally Brangelina should be required to stay together

There are reports that Angelina Jolie is apartment hunting telling Brad Pitt she needs some time alone. I’m not gay but why would you want to be away from Brad Pitt? Again i wouldn’t turn gay for Brad…

A source said: “Angelina has told Brad she needs her space. She is a fiercely independent person and needs time alone to feel sane and happy.

“Her tendency is to bolt. When she is feeling stressed and overwhelmed she often goes away by herself.

“Angelina is in a really low place at the moment and she seems really depressed. In the past few weeks she has had major bouts of moodiness coupled with temper tantrums.

What? Pretty people get depressed too? I thought that was only for the less desired.

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Octo-Mom makes sense now. It’s Angelina’s fault!

She has 14 kids, she got her lips and nose done. Now we learned Octo-Mom aka Nadya Suleman has a Angelina Jolie shrine.

Though Suleman categorically denies she’s undergone any plastic surgery to make her look like Jolie, neighbors, friends and family members of the unemployed single mom of 14 challenge those denials — as do earlier photographs of Suleman clearly indicating thinner lips and a different-looking nose.


Furthermore, a source close to Jolie — herself the mother of six children — tells me it’s not just reading about Suleman in the press that fuels the Oscar winner’s irritation.

Apparently, over the past year or so, Suleman has made attempts to reach out the the actress — sending her admiring letters and extolling her talent and humanitarian efforts on behalf of children’s issues around the world.


The lips and nose makes sense now! Why in the hell would you want to be like Angelina anyway? A few years ago i also like to cut myself during sex but that’s because i was getting oral from a vampire. Lame? Blame my 11 year old cousin. Don’t be stealing his shiite!

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