Archive: Angelina Jolie

Like the Christian Children’s Fund commercial

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I can’t be the only one that thought about that commercial (Below) when you seen these pix…Lolz. Why is it the Christian Children’s Fund? You have to have to serious faith to be poor and watching your family slowly die around you to still Believe in God. Then again the poor really do cling on religion. Anywho here’s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with their kids. It’s there family but it’s so funny looking to me. God bless them and God bless you!

Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Candids

This doesn’t seem forced

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Shame on you douches for gossipin’ that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splitting up! Can’t you see them above at the Super Bowl looking super happy together? Sure that’s what most Hollywood couples do before they break up to prove they really are happy together but that’s so silly, look at these two! You can’t tell me Brad didn’t go home and totally tap that until she started crying because he’s so huge in the pants.

Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Candids

Angelina and Lady GaGa licked each other

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This has to be the weirdest rumor of all times. Rumor is that Angelina Jolie and Lady GaGa had a little affair, i even feel silly saying this. It’s probably true though.

Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, a source close to the actress told him that there was recently a secret rendezous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night.

It sounds crazy but looking at Angelina’s insane past it’s pretty believable. When your the hottest actress why would you want Lady GaGa though? If i was Angelina i would be requesting Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson, better yet i would have Keeley Hazell delivered to my house.

Filed under: Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, Keeley Hazell, Lady Gaga, News, Scarlett Johansson

Angelina bangs movie extra

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The rumors are that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splitting, now the rumors are Angelina banged a movie extra in her movie Salt…plug plug…kidding don’t go see that.

In a magazine interview, Anna Kowalski, an ex-employee of The Waldorf Astoria in New York, claims that Angelina, 34, had an affair with an extra from her film Salt.

Angelina stayed at the Astoria during filming for the movie, while Brad and their six children – Maddox, 8, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 3, Pax, 6, and 18-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne – were living in a rented mansion in Long Island.

Anna, who worked as a housekeeper at the Astoria, says Angelina was frequently visited by the extra, claiming: ‘She’d see the man while a bodyguard stood at the entrance of the suite.’

I knew this would happen. Angelina will always be with whoever she’s shooting a movie with. Anybody remember Jonny Lee Miller? Exactly. Bro’s over hoes, i just like saying that…

Filed under: Angelina Jolie, News

It’s Official: Love doesn’t exist!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have seen a divorce lawyer and have signed a $205 million split deal. That’s it, i give up. The pistol is so going in my mouth now. The dream is over!

The world’s most famous couple legally agreed how to divide their fortune and who gets custody of their six kids.

The megastars have agreed to equally divide their vast fortune – and to SHARE their six children.

Dynamite legal papers secretly signed by the couple this month detail how all their homes and assets will be carved up.


The agreement gives them joint custody of the kids – but all six will actually live full-time with their mum.

Preparations for a split began in early December when “Brangelina” visited a top Los Angeles divorce firm to begin thrashing out the deal.

How sad. Especially with all those 78 kids. See love doesn’t work guys. Why even bother? I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 7 years and do it in-front of her family at a fancy restaurant but now what’s the point? If those beautiful people can’t make it what’s the chances of us making it? We don’t look like that! What the eff?!?!

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