Overrated actress Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins yesterday. In unrelated news i stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

“Everything went smoothly. The children are doing very well, the mother is doing very well and the father is doing very well,” gynaecologist Michel Sussmann told AFP.

Knox Leon weighed 2.27 kilos (five pounds) and Vivienne Marcheline 2.28 kilos.

Pitt, who had already attended the birth by caesarean of their daughter Shiloh, “was very calm and was not at all disturbed” by the operation, said Sussmann.

These magazines are getting out of hand with the baby pix. Hmmm i wonder what charity Angelina is gonna give some of that money too…

American baby hater Angelina Jolie’s former lesbian lover has spoken out saying that Angelina is not done with women cause she’s loves them too much. Umm nice?

‘I was her first,’ she says. ‘And although she’s having a baby with Brad, I doubt I’ll be her last.

‘She loves women too much It’s like a drug and she was hooked.

‘Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That’s where she gets her kicks – not playing happy families with one man.’

That story seems hot but do you know what Angelina’s former lesbian lover looks like? Yeah that’s her, when i think about Angelina going down on a chick i think about the chick looking like Christina Aguilera not a real lesbian you’d see on the street. Booo reality.

To an American school in New York City! Naw you know i’m kidding, she doesn’t give money to American schools. Angelina Jolie and her baby daddy has given $1 million to Iraq war kids.

Generous Hollywood supercouple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million (£500,000) to help children affected by the war in Iraq.

The couple’s Jolie-Pitt Foundation gave $500,000 (£250,000) to three separate groups in the war-torn country, which will go towards helping increase the educational support for 5,700 children, says the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict, of which Jolie is a boardmember.

I talk alot of shiite about Angelina but it’s good she is giving money to a real good cause. I’m just wondering has she ever visited Walter Reed? Or a place that helps wounded soldiers? Even if she doesn’t give money a helping hand would be awesome.

Hayden Panettiere has played down rumors she is a lesbian - but admits she’d have a gay affair with a string of Hollywood’s leading ladies.

The 18-year-old insists she doesn’t care if the press think she’s gay, because she would happily date Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie.

She says, “That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.”

Wow there wasn’t even rumors that Hayden was gay until she opened her mouth to announce that she would eat half of the ladies of Hollywood’s carpet. And too think she’s only 18, soooo much more to come.