Sorry i have OCD and have to put three !!! Anytime i yell, yeah it’s a problem for me. Anywho it’s being reported that Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that she would like to have other lovers.

‘Angelina and Brad were having one of their arguments when she told him she was so sick of being stressed that she just yearned to be free and wouldn’t care if they had other lovers,’ a friend of the couple reveals.

Mum-of-six Angelina’s words show the volatile state of her and Brad’s once passionate relationship.

According to friends, although Angelina’s been playing a monogamous role, the free-spirited star has never felt that infidelity was any grounds for problems between couples.

Noooooo!!! It can’t end like this!!! We all had to know two beautiful people can’t stay together long. At least we got a baby out of the situation. Take that Hitler! I don’t know what that means but he didn’t seem like a nice guy so yeah eff him!!!

There are reports that Angelina Jolie is apartment hunting telling Brad Pitt she needs some time alone. I’m not gay but why would you want to be away from Brad Pitt? Again i wouldn’t turn gay for Brad…

A source said: “Angelina has told Brad she needs her space. She is a fiercely independent person and needs time alone to feel sane and happy.

“Her tendency is to bolt. When she is feeling stressed and overwhelmed she often goes away by herself.

“Angelina is in a really low place at the moment and she seems really depressed. In the past few weeks she has had major bouts of moodiness coupled with temper tantrums.

What? Pretty people get depressed too? I thought that was only for the less desired.

She has 14 kids, she got her lips and nose done. Now we learned Octo-Mom aka Nadya Suleman has a Angelina Jolie shrine.

Though Suleman categorically denies she’s undergone any plastic surgery to make her look like Jolie, neighbors, friends and family members of the unemployed single mom of 14 challenge those denials — as do earlier photographs of Suleman clearly indicating thinner lips and a different-looking nose.

Furthermore, a source close to Jolie — herself the mother of six children — tells me it’s not just reading about Suleman in the press that fuels the Oscar winner’s irritation.

Apparently, over the past year or so, Suleman has made attempts to reach out the the actress — sending her admiring letters and extolling her talent and humanitarian efforts on behalf of children’s issues around the world.

The lips and nose makes sense now! Why in the hell would you want to be like Angelina anyway? A few years ago i also like to cut myself during sex but that’s because i was getting oral from a vampire. Lame? Blame my 11 year old cousin. Don’t be stealing his shiite!

When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt sold the pix of their newborn twins for $14 million (WTF $14 million for pix of babies?) they also wanted one more thing…They wanted positive coverage in the future.

According to the deal offered by Jolie, the winning magazine was obliged to offer coverage that would not reflect negatively on her or her family, according to two people with knowledge of the bidding who were granted anonymity because the talks were confidential. The deal also asked for an “editorial plan” providing a road map of the layout, these people say.

It’s funny how these celebrities say they don’t read gossip magazines or read blogs but they don’t want nobody to say anything bad about them. That’s like Paris Hilton telling Perez Hilton not to talk bad about her. Give me $14 million and i’ll never say anything bad about Angelina and i’ll even drive to her house and babysit her kids while they take a quick trip to Cambodia to adopt another kid.

But she can age not well at all (ha you thought i was gonna something nice about her) Angelina Jolie is only 33 years and look at her. Maybe it’s from all the stress of hiring all those maids for the 12 kids she has, can you imagine? Telling the little Mexican woman to clean up and spend time with those kids every 10 minutes. Wow my imaginary kids should be grateful they don’t have to deal with that Mexican woman even though they do kick ass except when they cuss you behind your back.

Brad Pitt and Agelina Jolie’s talent agent has been dragged into court by a former assistant for sexual harassment for exposing her to internet porn and parading around naked infront of her. One time even laughing at the size of Brad Pitt’s penis.

The suit also recalls an incident in which Shemarya showed Devlin photos of a nude Pitt from a banned 1997 issue of Playgirl magazine while “ridicul(ing) the size of Pitt’s penis” and referring to Aniston as “an ugly b**ch”.

Wait so showing your workers internet porn is sexual harassment? Thank God my workers don’t speak English and are trapped in my basement, it doesn’t seem to bother them when i parade around naked and rub my junk in their face while they type this unfunny stuff you read everyday.

Angelina Jolie tells the New York Times that she would quit acting for her kids. Suuuure cause she would totally get a 9-5 job after that money dries up.

She tells the New York Times, “As long as I can be with my family, it’s fun.

“But I only want to do that, and I’m not looking for anything else.”

She adds, “How can I be sure that I don’t do too long hours? Can the three youngest be on set every day?”

I’ll believe that when i go get my Java Chip Frappuccino from Starbucks and i see Angelina behind the counter. What’s better $8.09 an hour or $20 million for shooting a movie? I’m a family type dude but GTFOOH, the kids can miss daddy while their in the mansion.

Hugh Hefner wants Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson to pose in Playboy. Ummm hasn’t Angelina been naked in only all of the movies she’s been in?

Before Jolie gave birth to daughter Shiloh in 2006, Hefner expressed his desire to see her as a Playboy cover girl.

“I’m hoping to bump into Angelina Jolie to get her to do Playboy after she has had the baby,” he said.

Speaking about the requirements needed to appear in his adult magazine, Hefner told Pop Tarts: “We don’t go for glamour - what we are looking for is a very natural girl-next-door look.

Why hasn’t Scarlett Johansson posed already? Please don’t tell me she’s gonna pull a Jennifer Love Hewitt and tease for over a decade so much that we don’t even wanna see her naked anymore.