Like the Christian Children’s Fund commercial

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I can’t be the only one that thought about that commercial (Below) when you seen these pix…Lolz. Why is it the Christian Children’s Fund? You have to have to serious faith to be poor and watching your family slowly die around you to still Believe in God. Then again the poor really do cling on religion. Anywho here’s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with their kids. It’s there family but it’s so funny looking to me. God bless them and God bless you!

This doesn’t seem forced

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Shame on you douches for gossipin’ that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splitting up! Can’t you see them above at the Super Bowl looking super happy together? Sure that’s what most Hollywood couples do before they break up to prove they really are happy together but that’s so silly, look at these two! You can’t tell me Brad didn’t go home and totally tap that until she started crying because he’s so huge in the pants.

Angelina and Lady GaGa licked each other

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This has to be the weirdest rumor of all times. Rumor is that Angelina Jolie and Lady GaGa had a little affair, i even feel silly saying this. It’s probably true though.

Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, a source close to the actress told him that there was recently a secret rendezous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night.

It sounds crazy but looking at Angelina’s insane past it’s pretty believable. When your the hottest actress why would you want Lady GaGa though? If i was Angelina i would be requesting Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson, better yet i would have Keeley Hazell delivered to my house.

Angelina bangs movie extra

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The rumors are that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are splitting, now the rumors are Angelina banged a movie extra in her movie Salt…plug plug…kidding don’t go see that.

In a magazine interview, Anna Kowalski, an ex-employee of The Waldorf Astoria in New York, claims that Angelina, 34, had an affair with an extra from her film Salt.

Angelina stayed at the Astoria during filming for the movie, while Brad and their six children – Maddox, 8, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 3, Pax, 6, and 18-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne – were living in a rented mansion in Long Island.

Anna, who worked as a housekeeper at the Astoria, says Angelina was frequently visited by the extra, claiming: ‘She’d see the man while a bodyguard stood at the entrance of the suite.’

I knew this would happen. Angelina will always be with whoever she’s shooting a movie with. Anybody remember Jonny Lee Miller? Exactly. Bro’s over hoes, i just like saying that…

It’s Official: Love doesn’t exist!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have seen a divorce lawyer and have signed a $205 million split deal. That’s it, i give up. The pistol is so going in my mouth now. The dream is over!

The world’s most famous couple legally agreed how to divide their fortune and who gets custody of their six kids.

The megastars have agreed to equally divide their vast fortune – and to SHARE their six children.

Dynamite legal papers secretly signed by the couple this month detail how all their homes and assets will be carved up.

The agreement gives them joint custody of the kids – but all six will actually live full-time with their mum.

Preparations for a split began in early December when “Brangelina” visited a top Los Angeles divorce firm to begin thrashing out the deal.

How sad. Especially with all those 78 kids. See love doesn’t work guys. Why even bother? I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 7 years and do it in-front of her family at a fancy restaurant but now what’s the point? If those beautiful people can’t make it what’s the chances of us making it? We don’t look like that! What the eff?!?!

Reunited and it feels soooo good

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There are reports that Brad Pitt is ready to split with Angelina Jolie and get back together with Jennifer Aniston.

“Brad longs for the serenity and fun he had in his life when he was with Jen and he can’t wait to get back together with her,” a source told Now magazine.

However, Jen, who split from the actor in 2005, is said to have stipulated that she would only reunite with Brad if he left Angelina.

“Jen’s made it ?clear she’s not interested in talking to Brad until Angelina’s out of his life,” the source said.

Jennifer noooo! Don’t do it! The best thing in life to do is when a ex wants back you kick them when their down and laugh that they have to raise a kid alone with a crappy job. Shouldn’t have eff’ed up you bad bad person.

President Jolie

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According to reports Angelina Jolie is telling her friends that she is considering running for President of the United States. Yes that’s right.

Angelina Jolie has reportedly told her friends that she would consider running for president of the United States.

The Wanted star, also a UN Goodwill Ambassador, has expressed a desire to become even more politically involved, the Daily Express reports.

“Ange has admitted she’s getting bored with Hollywood. She said she’s now got her sights set on Washington,” said a source.

It’s really sad that Angelina would have a really good chance of actually winning. Isn’t it just a popularity contest at this point?

Don’t leave Brad Angelina!!!

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Sorry i have OCD and have to put three !!! Anytime i yell, yeah it’s a problem for me. Anywho it’s being reported that Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that she would like to have other lovers.

Angelina and Brad were having one of their arguments when she told him she was so sick of being stressed that she just yearned to be free and wouldn’t care if they had other lovers,’ a friend of the couple reveals.

Mum-of-six Angelina’s words show the volatile state of her and Brad’s once passionate relationship.

According to friends, although Angelina’s been playing a monogamous role, the free-spirited star has never felt that infidelity was any grounds for problems between couples.

Noooooo!!! It can’t end like this!!! We all had to know two beautiful people can’t stay together long. At least we got a baby out of the situation. Take that Hitler! I don’t know what that means but he didn’t seem like a nice guy so yeah eff him!!!