A. Dick sexually abused someone

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Like what i did with the title? I’m proud of myself too. Anywho Comedian Andy Dick was arrested on two charges of sexual abuse.

Andy Dick has reportedly been arrested on two felony counts of sexual abuse.

TMZ says that the comedian was in Huntington, West Virginia, to perform at the Funny Bone venue.

After the incident, he was allegedly taken into custody and is being held at the Western Regional Jail. He is expected to be arraigned later today.

The manager of the Funny Bone said that he has not yet spoken to Dick but his show tonight is still due to go ahead.

Andy Dick is soooo frustrating to me! Dude is actually talented and he’s blowing it and that’s not a gay joke this time. Get your stuff together loser!

A. Dick pleads

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Andy Dick pleaded guilty to drug charges today for his drunken episode outside a restaurant a few months ago. Get your shiite together homie!

Dick was ordered to serve three years of probation and wear an alcohol monitor for the next year, court records show. He avoided felony charges stemming from his arrest in mid-July after prosecutors determined Dick did not commit felony sexual battery after a teenage girl accused him of pulling her top down.

Andy Dick pisses me off so bad, it’s sad cause he really is talented. Come on Andy!

The mugshot of the year goes to….

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Andy Dick of course! The funny man (he is funny shut the eff up! Did you ever watch The Andy Dick Show on MTV? It was hilarious)

Andy Dick upped the ante in the creepy-celebrity-mug-shot hall of fame around 2 a.m. this morning when he was arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, California, and charged with suspicion of sexual battery, possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana and public intoxication.

How come the actual funny people have to be so screwed up? Andy Dick is a mess but Dane Cook is on stage right now being unfunny.

A. Dick gets beat

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IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their “Saturday Night Live” colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman’s house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. “Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it – and then five months later he’s dead,” said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman’s “Newsradio” sitcom, “I told Andy, ‘I wouldn’t be here now if you hadn’t given Brynn that cocaine.’ “

Dick likes coke too

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We all know Andy Dick does coke and probably every other drug on the planet, but it disappoints me because he is really funny. Andy was great on Newsradio and “The Andy Dick Show” was hilarious. Get your shit together Andy!