Your 15 WTF

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Where is this girl’s mom at? This is Lindsay Lohan‘s sister Ali Lohan and she is 15 years old. I’m trying to remember what’s it’s like to be a 15 year old kid and not be so hard on her. When i was 15 i was a horny little kid that tried sticking my junk into everything then when it actually happened on a school bus it’s like so that was sex? The movies i saw i assumed it wasn’t over until she rubbed my kids all over her face, huge letdown.

Little bit creepy

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Lindsay Lohan denied her little sister Ali Lohan has gotten breast implants. Yeah the 14 year old sister.

Reports surfaced speculation that the 14-year-old had undergone surgery for breast implants – allegations her elder sister was quick to deny.

Lohan writes in her MySpace blog, “I just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. So, here’s the visual…two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…one of them being, ‘Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?’ Wow!!!”

The Mean Girls star was shocked and responded: “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a paedophile!”

A 14 year old with implants? I know sometimes stories can be slow (thus the reason i’m doing this story) but making something like this up is kinda creepy. Then again knowing the Lohan’s it’s not that crazy.

Your too young to do porn

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I realize kids these days wanna be grown up but being 14 and auditioning for a director that does porn isn’t cool. Well that’s what Lindsay Lohan’s little sister did.

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Ali Lohan recently auditioned for a role in the remake of ’80s horror film “Troll,” but one of the men she auditioned for has her mother furious porn director Peter Davy.

Now i’m not saying Linday’s mom knew the guy directed porn and let her daughter audition anyway just to complain and get some more publicity. I’m not saying that, not at all….