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A dick in a suit

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:13:05 +0000

This is singer Akon’s mugshot for throwing that kid off the stage a few months ago. Just some advice to Akon, you really shouldn’t dress up and look clean when you step inside the cell. Trust me that’s a bad idea, you really don’t want to impress those dudes in there.

Akon charged for being a A$$hole

tastefulcelebs — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:40:32 +0000

That singer who humped a 15 year old girl in a concert has been charged with a misdemeanor charge of endangering the welfare of a minor, and second-degree harassment.

When are kids gonna learn, you can’t go to a Akon concert and not expect to get your head/waist humped or thrown off a stage. Kids and their crazy/crappy music

Akon under investigation… again

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 16:10:18 +0000

Akon is under investigation by New York authorities after footage emerged of him tossing a young fan into the crowd at a gig.

Singer Akon is seen throwing the audience member into the crowd during a concert at radio station WSPK’s KFEST in Fishkill, New York, after an object was hurled at him during his set. Security guards pulled the alleged offender from the crowd after the initial incident, and directed to Akon, who then threw him back into the audience. Detective Lieutenant John Berlingieri of Fishkill Police has revealed officers are attempting to track down the human missile. He says, “We’re trying to identify that kid, just to find out whether or not we have any kind of criminal offence. “We are looking to speak to him. No victim. No crime.”

Mr. “Africa” should become a rapper because he is getting into trouble every other day. It just isn’t safe to be at a Akon concert, your either gonna get humped in front of everybody or attacked and tossed off the stage.

Akon attacks fan on video

tastefulcelebs — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:43:03 +0000

Saying Akon Attacked the fan is probably going to far, i probably would of done the same thing. The guy is lucky he didn’t get dry humped.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/v/drR7G5jBogA[/video]

Akon made Gwen lose lots of money

tastefulcelebs — Thu, 10 May 2007 20:00:47 +0000

Gwen Stefani’s sponsorship has been pulled after her support act Akon behaved inappropriately on stage.

Verizon, who were sponsoring the ex-No Doubt singer on her North American tour, have been forced to withdraw their funding after Akon was caught on camera dancing suggestively with a girl in her teens.

A spokesman for the telecommunications company said: “We had already decided to sponsor the Stefani tour when Akon was brought in and we have kept that situation under review.

“We have now decided to withdraw and the video was part of that decision.”

I guess this story isn’t going away like Akon’s record label wants. It creeps me out how big time singers/rappers will continue to work with him despite most of them being parents themselves.

Akon sorry for humping child

tastefulcelebs — Wed, 09 May 2007 21:12:56 +0000

Akon has released a statement in response to the media firestorm over his on stage simulated sex romp with a 15-year-old during a concert in Trinidad a few weeks ago

First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I’ve caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th.

It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.

Again, I apologize to those concerned and to all my fans and I pledge to all that we will strive to make sure this type of incident does not happen again.”

That must suck for the teenager going to a concert with the guy that sings “I wanna fuck you” and actually gets dry humped on stage. That’s Mr. Africa for ya.

Akon fired by Verizon for humping child

tastefulcelebs — Sat, 05 May 2007 01:43:59 +0000

Akon has been fired by Verizon — and is being threatened with prosecution — after he reportedly simulated a rape of a 15-year-old on stage during a concert in Trinidad a few weeks ago.

Verizon promoted Akon as one of the musicians on its mobile-phone music service, and said it would no longer sponsor the Gwen Stefani tour in which Akon, who recently performed on “American Idol,” is the opening act.

That’s not enough, since he calls himself “Africa” send him to a African jail. It shouldn’t be too bad for him.

Akon rapes more girls on video

tastefulcelebs — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:18:31 +0000

[video]http://www.youtube.com/v/AUV6b-J31GE[/video]

Another video has appeared online of raper Akon dirty dancing with some teens, i have no idea the age of these girls so you be the judge. And what is the deal with that kind of dancing it looks ridiculous, so dry humping is cool now?

Akon investigated for humping child

tastefulcelebs — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:27:40 +0000

Akon is in some trouble now, the Prime Minister of Trinidad wants a investigation into Akon humping a 14 year old on stage.

The Prime Minister of Trinidad, Patrick Manning, has demanded a formal investigation into a raunchy dance routine between R+B singer Akon and a 14-year-old girl. The Lonely star sparked controversy after getting steamy on the dance floor with the teenager at Trinidad’s Club Zen on 12 April. The Caribbean nation’s Prime Minister Manning is demanding an investigation into the matter, reports AllHipHop.com. He says, “I have taken very careful notice of this matter and the owner of Zen owes it to the public to take responsibility. I will be interfacing with Zen because that kind of thing should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

I can’t get over the fact that the winner of the contest he held would win a trip to Africa but then said “I am Africa.” That is one of the lamest lines ever, but then again he was talking to a child. Why didn’t he do the “If i could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together” Or “are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 i see.” Lame ass perv. Anybody know the punishment for breaking laws there?