Archive: Adriana Lima

Taco Bell disses 50! Oh snizap!!

Move over Tupac and Biggie, Taco Bell is dissing the eff outta rapper 50 cent. In a letter they stated Curtis Jackson is “a self-described former drug dealer and hustler” and otherwise faux gangsta.

Now the burrito bunch is filing a federal lawsuit of their own, calling the previous suit “another of Jackson’s attempts to burnish his gangsta rapper persona by distorting beyond all recognition the bona fide, good faith offer that Taco Bell made.”


Seriously don’t eff with Taco Bell, eat two of their taco’s and i don’t know what would hurt worse a bullet or that 45 minute sit on the toilet. From past experiences i would take the bullet.

Filed under: Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima is boring

Can somebody please teach Adriana Lima a new pose? Jesus Christ she has been doing this pose for too many years. I bet it’s awkward when she’s out at a movie premier or something having to turn her head and tilting it at the right angle for every picture. Supermodel my ass.

Filed under: Adriana Lima, Celebrity Candids

Tila is really bi ya’ll!

See guys Tila Tequila really is bi! She totally pecked her friend on the lips! I seen more realistic lezbo’s at the strip club during the weekdays, by the way that’s the worst time to go. I never thought there was such a thing as second string strippers but they do exist. The Gilf’s can get down though, even harder to get up.

Filed under: Adriana Lima

Happy Halloween from Audrina Partidge

I’m not sure what’s she’s going for, and for the 100th time why is Audrina Partidge famous? I got a great idea for a MTV show. Ok it starts out with a sexy blogger (lets say ummm me?) going around banging as many girls as possible and see how freaky the girls will get. All i need is the MTV crew, i’ve been doing it for years. And yes some of those sweet girls do A2M, Dirty bitches.

Filed under: Adriana Lima

You ain’t gots ta lie Craig

Something seems off about this picture. I just can’t put my hands on it. I feel like the above image is lying in some sort of way. Adriana Lima looks decent so it’s not her face, i don’t know. OH!!!! It’s called the Miracle Bra! It sure is cause that whore prays for a rack like that.

Filed under: Adriana Lima, Celebrity Cleavage, Celebrity Photoshoots
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