Archive: Adriana Lima

Speaking the truth

I was reading through the comments and found this by a reader:

This site sucks now. you suck. takes you days and days just to post one new picture. my make believe retarded cousin can do a better job then your sorry ass.

It’s sad but true. But when you do a website for nearly 3 years (3 months will be) everyday you can get burned out easily. I apologize and blah blah blah, you get the point.

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Good luck Nick Cannon

Crazy singer/failed actress Mariah Carey got married to failed singer/failed actor/failed comedian Nick Cannon it’s being reported.

If the rampant online reports are to be believed, Mariah Carey’s low-key second wedding was very different than the million-dollar extravaganza she put on for her first trip down the aisle. Latina magazine reported on Thursday (May 1) that Carey, 38, and actor/rapper Nick Cannon, 27, were married in a small ceremony on an undisclosed island on Wednesday in what an unnamed source called a “very impulsive” ceremony. Among the reported guests at the intimate affair was longtime Carey confidant rapper Da Brat.

Good luck with that Nick. Don’t worry there really isn’t aliens in the house it’s just in her head.

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Rap is officially dead

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Past rap beefs have included Tupac and Biggie who were lyrical genius’, see what are we stuck with now? Enjoy some hip hop above cause there is no way i’m putting that sh*t-pop up.

Soulja Boy told Orange World: “Me and Kanye West, we beefin’ right now. I was nominated for a Grammy and Kanye stole it from me. on top of having the biggest record in the world in 2007. So, thanks Kanye… That’s what I think of him.”

He said: “50 Cent is a big inspiration to me. As far as collaborations, I think they may happen in the future. But I think when it does happen it’ll change the game.”

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Naked and still fugly

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Grotesque looking “Supermodel” Adriana Lima posed for the new issue of GQ magazine. No boobs and a eff’ed up grill, and to think she makes MILLIONS a year. Does younger fugly girls need any more inspiration?
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Time to change up your pose

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How long has Adriana Lima been doing this pose? I know at least a year since I’ve been following her. Some advice to Adriana, it’s not hot! The exorcist pose is not a good look for you, try the Britney pose (NSFW) next time.
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Worst Supermodel ever

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She looks exhausted, Anywho I’m sure it does get tiring being on your knees all day pleasing photographers and the higher ups at Victoria Secret showing them why she’s worth millions. I’d rather nail a girl with Lindsay Lohan’s body and Jaime Pressly’s voice with Britney Spears’ vag.
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So much hotter with her mouth shut

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I’ve been hard on Adriana in the past, mainly because people act like she’s the hottest supermodel on the planet. I gotta admit she looks pretty hot here. Just don’t make her open her mouth, it ruins everything.
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Get that money!

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Pictures have leaked of rapper Eve in her early days as a stripper. Eve has acknowledged that she was a stripper. Click the above pic for the uncensored.
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