And Jessica Simpson doesn’t want to die alone. Really Jessica? You don’t want to die alone?
“I hope I don’t die alone, that’s for damn sure,” she said. “Hopefully I can find a man that understands my life and understands my purpose. I just need to find the right man.”
That statement sounds really desperate. I learned you play hard to get for a couple of months and make them chase you, then eventually you let them in your life and they realize that I’m completely overrated. They leave and we die alone on a Hotel room floor in Detroit after popping a bottle of Xanax…The end.
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