See how much i love you? We are updating on the weekend! See the other gossip bloggers are too busy getting lap dances in clubs on this early Saturday morning while doing blow off the bathroom counter. I’m here sitting at my kitchen table in my boxers touching my penis to the above picture. I wonder if those skrippers do tugjobs? Damn it probably! Anywho here’s Beyonce in the latest issue of FHM magazine…Now excuse me I’m going to vacuum and slowly cry.