Being famous has to be a pain in the ass seriously. You have so many yes-people around you that don’t want to piss you off and say you look like a friggin idiot. How….how? How did nobody in Amy Winehouse’s camp not tell her she looks like one of those douches that hang out in clubs in their Ed Hardy t-shirt trying to convince me that the t-shirt is cool and they want to give me $100 to touch my penis. I’m sure my penis would only smear the fake tan and the only way i want a brown penis is if it involves a drunken Scarlett Johansson.