
How many times and years have we heard the rumor of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape? Seriously it’s like crying wolf at this point. Anywho there is yet another report of a Sex Tape and it sounds totally real this time…
The ginger trainwreck allegedly stars in a 47 second movie which shows her naked and going at it with a mystery male, and the “seedy” clip is coming to a porn site near you!
An unnamed LA waiter has the footage, and after Hustler refused to touch it for fear of legal troubles, he’s now shopping it around trying to find the porn site with the highest bid.
“This video file is dynamite,” a source tells The Mirror. “It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.”
“If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it.”
Are you as excited as I am? A 47 second sex tape though? Then again the first time I got oral I lasted about half of a Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape, man that Priest was super pissed.

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