Chris Mathews of MSNBC did something so great the other night after President Obama’s State of The Union speech. Chris Mathews stated that for an hour he forgot Obama was black. Is that racist? I’m really not sure because I’m from the South so that’s a pretty normal thing I hear around here. For Christmas some people in my family were so proud they got to hang Obama on Christmas, as in a Obama Christmas ornament. I gotta admit that was pretty funny, i didn’t make fun of them until i left because they’ve been stockpiling them weapons before Obama takes them!
Here’s a little Anne Hathaway for your Friday. I have no idea what’s she’s doing in the above picture but I’m having Brokeback Mountain flashbacks… she was topless in the movie, I’m not talking about the gay sex you homophobe. I’m completely open as a person but i don’t see how you can let a guy bend you over and man-handle you, now after experimenting with LSD for a full day that’s a whole different story.
I have never called a woman a douche and in those sunglasses it’s really called for. Anywayz here’s some new Britney Spears pictures rocking some really really hideous sunglasses. All that’s missing is some arm tattoo’s, Ed Hardy t-shirt and a fake tan. I can’t get over how ridiculous those glasses are. They really are an eye-catcher.
It’s insane how perfect Maria Menounos is. Can you flaw on this girl? No really search for one. Maria has to have weird nipples or something, maybe her ass is really flat? I dunno it’s really starting to make me wonder when God or whoever said nobody is perfect. Until further notice i have found the perfect person in Maria. Shouldn’t her and Brad Pitt be forced to have a baby together to create a greater human race?
I always wondered how these guys in the movies never get really horny during one of these scenes. I’m sure it happens. How awkward does that have to be? I’m embarrassed when a girl wants to have sex and it’s leading to that and it’s really obvious I’m excited, I mean would our parents be mad at us? Ohhh snap incest joke! Anywho I would be walking around with a massive erection if Jennifer Aniston was riding me like that. Would i be embarrassed? Hellz no because in a 6 degrees sort of way I nearly had sex with Angelina Jolie.
John Edwards has a Sex Tape according to an insider. Insider as in I hope it actually does exist. What? I’m a sucker for old balls, no homo.
The source said Young believes the sex video, which he described as very graphic, was filmed when Hunter was already pregnant.
The insider also said that Edwards will do his best never to let it be seen, unless he needs the money.
More details will be likely be revealed on “20/20″ Friday night, when Bob Woodruff interviews Young about the book and working for John Edwards, the source adds.
That would be a Sex Tape i think i would really pass on. For some strange reason John Edwards reminds me of my father and not because he denied i was his son for years. A John Edwards sex tape just sounds completely unappealing. I picture a podium and everything in that bedroom.
We all know that the daughters eventually turn into their mom but does it usually happen when your 21 years old? What the eff is up with Brooke Hogan already?!?! Who do we blame here Brooke’s mom or the years of steroids abuse by Hulk Hogan? This really makes me feel bad about my own steroid abuse, then again who really cares I’ll be buff bitch! If my daughter complains I’ll throw her through my kitchen wall.