Shamwow dude is freaky

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Vince Shlomi the Shamwow spokesman was arrested in South Beach last month for….a scuffle with a hooker. Ha yes really.

Television pitchman Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow Guy who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers, was arrested at a swank Miami hotel last month after a violent confrontation with a prostitute, according to a post Friday on the website The Smoking Gun.

Shlomi, 44, and Sasha Harris, 26, were both arrested, according to police reports.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi told police he met Harris at a Miami Beach nightclub on Feb. 7 and took her to his $750-a-night room Shlomi told police he paid Harris about $1000 and that that when he kissed her, she “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched her several times until she released his tongue.


Ewww so not only does he have the shame of having to pay for sex but also probably has Aids on top of that. Insert your obvious Shamwow joke here _______. Somewhere Billy Mayes is laughing.

T.I.P going to prison for a year

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Rapper T.I was sentenced to a year and a day in prison today for felony weapons charges.

A Northern Georgia District judge sentenced T.I. to one year and one day in prison on Friday (March 27) for felony weapons charges stemming from his October 2007 arrest on the eve of the BET Hip-Hop Awards, calling the rapper’s plea deal “experimental” but a phenomenal success.

Judge Charles Pannell Jr. told the rapper he had more than exceeded the court’s expectations, and he hoped his case would inspire similar plea deals.

“I’m resistant to the lockup mentality,” Judge Pannell told the courtroom. “I hope this sentencing leads to other experiments that will protect the community and show a respect for the law.”


I’m confused by T.I  when i hear him in interviews talking about doing a year in prison, he doesn’t seem scared at all and actually looking forward to it. I would be crying scared to death begging Obama for some help! Swagga Like Us! That was me Obama! Help a rappa out!

Fergie is going bald

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See what happens when you keep eff’in with your hair? Fergie was caught at the airport looking like she should just shave it all off and start over again. I would mention the fact that the drug she was addicted to causes hair loss but since i’m a kind guy i’m not going to even type that. Congrats on quitting meth Fergie, now if i could only break my habit of being a substitute teacher to a inner city school and eventually caring for them and a student of mine i get close to gets killed in a shooting. The students beg me to stay who am i to say no?

Lisa Rinna does Playboy…Why?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt big boobs in bikini on vacation

Jennifer Aniston ass in tiny bikini

Lily Allen upskirt on stage

Beyonce sexy as hell in hot photo shoot

Liv Tyler topless scene (NSFW)

Jessica Biel hot sex scene (NSFW)

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Extra went behind the scenes with Lisa Rinna during her shoot with Playboy magazine. Why in the hell is she posing for Playboy again? The last time she posed she was pregnant and something tells me her last spread will turn me on more than this one, maybe because i have a creepy fetish with pregnant women. Mmmm breast milk.

TC was hacked!

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Some a-hole with no life thought it would be a good idea to hack my little ol’ site. What do they get out of it? I guess i offended his favorite celebrity. So since that’s probably the reason i’m now only going to say nice things about all celebrities….Sike we biz-ack bia’s.

It’s old Jessica and new Jessica together

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This picture is kinda creepy. Jessica Simpson was signing autographs at Dillards and took a picture with a fan. She looks just like Jessica in 2001. Vivid get on your job and get this girl to do a porn with a Nick Lachey lookalike or better yet get Nick he isn’t busy these days.

The other Kardashian is trying

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You gotta give it to Kourtney Kardashian she is really trying to make it on her own. Here’s a behind the scenes video from her show Keeping up with the Kardashian’s shooting for Maxim magazine. Kourtney should know exactly what to do to get some quick fame, help the homeless! We’ve been needing a new Princess Diana for a while now.

A-Rod likes the hookers

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He once dated Mariah Carey and Madonna now it’s being reported that baseball player Alex Rodriguez has been banging hookers for years.

“Throughout the years, there were a number of clients that I befriended and it was not uncommon for them to want the women they can’t have whether it be the phone bookers or the madam,” Davis said.

“In regard to Alex, all I can say is our paths have definitely crossed personally and professionally.”

Davis met Rodriguez in June of 2006 in a gym in Philadelphia, shortly after she opened a branch of her call-girl service in the City of Brotherly Love, sources said.

Somebody probably should of told Alex that since he’s a millionaire he can have sex with any woman he wants, he can literally pull any girl off the street. I swear i don’t get why famous people pay for sex, your rich you dumb bitch! Money =vagina.