ABC is getting really Desperate (hehe?)

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ABC has responded to the reports that there will be lesbian action between Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher stating:

Anything is kind of possible right now. You’ve got ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and ‘Private Practice’ basically becoming one two-hour show (with Feb. 12′s crossover episode), the longest ‘Dancing With the Stars’ tease ever. I don’t think a kiss between Eva and Teri’s characters could be ruled out, especially if it keeps people interested in the show.”

How gross is that? Ok the ratings are low! You two whores start making out, people are starting to realize our show sucks! Can ABC respond to the rumor i just started about Eva Longoria accidentally tripping in a future episode and being penetrated by the horse they just won in a wacky fundraiser?

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