No…i’m really jealous *sarcasm*

Fergie reportedly screamed “I’m married, bitches” upon tying the knot with actor Josh Duhamel. There is no better way to announce to everybody that your married is it? When i got married I yelled “I’m married you bunch of broke muthaphukers!” Yelling at homeless really helps my self esteem.

Black Eyed Peas star Fergie reportedly screamed “I’m married, bitches” upon tying the knot with actor Josh Duhamel.

Fergie wed Transformers actor Duhamel at a ceremony in Los Angeles on January 10.

“[Her first words were] ‘I’m married, bitches!’” guest Sean Paterson told Us Weekly. “People were cheering and screaming. It was like being at a rock concert.”

Speaking to the magazine, the singer revealed that the whole experience had been “magical, ethereal”.

The wedding, held at an 8,000 sq ft vineyard in Malibu, is reported to have cost the couple around $1 million (£684,560).

Fergie wore two one-of-a-kind Dolce & Gabbana dresses and guests were treated to impromptu performances from Kid Rock, Slash and will.i.am.


LOLZ that’s something to brag about, hey guys Slash, Kid Rock and Will.i.am performed at my wedding! Come on Slash? What Fergie couldn’t get Billy Idol or A-ha to perform in this bitch? Sounds very classy.

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