Oh no! Oral Sex can cause throat cancer

Just what i need, instead of “oh im not in the mood” i get to hear “i might get cancer!” Somebody debunk this shiite before it gets out!

In the John Hopkins study, researchers compared healthy people to patients with HPV oral cancer and concluded that people with HPV infections were 32 times more likely to develop the oral cancer than those without HPV. And people who had more than six oral sex partners in their lifetime were 8.6 times more likely to develop the HPV-linked cancer.

Does this apply to guys that go down on the chick? Not that i do that….but still. If this research company gets kidnapped and set on fire they knew they had it coming (don’t be stupid, i’m kidding.) Oral sex is the greatest thing on earth and a John Hopkins study wants to take that away? Dang even Bin Laden doesn’t wanna take that away.