Death is knocking

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Amy Winehouse is days from dying in related news the sky is blue.

Fear Amy Winehouse could be days from death after spotting her staggering home from her local pub. The drug-raddled singer is 25 but appeared haggard, filthy and painfully thin as she turned up two hours late for a stint as a DJ.

She was so weak and frail, she struggled to walk unaided as she left the Monarch Pub in Camden, north London, in the early hours of yesterday. She had to be supported by minders and friends.

It doesn’t take Miss. Cleo to figure that out, that’s like saying gunshots causes death or unprotected sex with Paris Hilton causes burning pee.

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