Jack Osbourne is badass

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Jack Osbourne was walking through the British Capital and witnessed somebody taking a woman’s purse, what did he do? He ran and tackled the douche and caught him!

“It just felt like the natural thing to do,” the modest hero told the News Of The World newspaper. “I’m glad it turned out okay.”

Martial arts fan Jack – whose heroic deeds were confirmed by police – was in Marylebourne when the drama took place. His brave actions won him plenty of admirers from those watching on.

Ahhh he is a Martial arts fan. That’s what we all wanna do until we realize that when you walk up to somebody in a fight and try to leg sweep them that usually doesn’t help when they got a gun or knife.

The genius of the day….Paramount

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Look a new Megan Fox still from her new movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (A thank you for the promotion Paramount?) I’m not gonna watch it but still a Thank You would be awesome. The gay guy in the background is hilarious.

Busted

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Actress and crazy ass milf Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday for reckless driving. The mugshot is LOLz

Locklear was arrested and held in Santa Barbara County Jail, but was then released on her own recognisance on Sunday without posting bail.

Locklear had recently completed a treatment programme at a rehabilitation facility where she was treated for anxiety and depression.


Depressed? About what? Sure her career is kinda non-existent right now but she’s 47 years old looking like a 25 year old. Cheer up Heather, if you makes you feel any better i’d slang you some.

Janet Jackson hospitalized

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Breaking news! Breaking news! Tap Tap Tap! Singer Janet Jackson was hospitalized after falling ill shortly before a concert.

According to statement released by W&W Public Relations, the singer canceled her concert in Montreal on Monday after she “got suddenly ill” during her sound check and had to be rushed to the hospital just before show time.

This doesn’t have anything to do with her weight does it? Just saying…

Jack Bauer is scared of…..mirrors

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Kiefer Sutherland recently talked about his biggest fear….mirrors. His latest movie is called…Mirrors. That must have been hell.

The 24 star admits he has a fear of the looking glass and avoids being around them.

He says, “Come over to my house. You won’t find a mirror anywhere.

“I don’t like mirrors. They are frightening.”

Ironically, in new movie Mirrors, Sutherland plays a department store security guard who starts seeing horrifying images in the shop’s mirrors.

I’ve heard of some weird fears like Fear of chins, Fear of going to bed, Fear of opening one’s eyes, There’s tons here. He is lucky he’s an overrated millionaire actor, he has somebody to brush his teeth and do his hair. I have a fear of not having sex with Christina Aguilera, still looking for that cure…

Son of a bitch!

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My future ex wife actress Scarlet Johansson has married actor Ryan Reynolds this weekend in Canada.

The couple – who were engaged for four months – exchanged vows in Ryan’s native country on Saturday.

At the beginning of September, Scarlett, 23, who flashed a three-carat diamond ring worth around £16,500 when they announced their engagement in May, said she would keep their wedding as “private as possible.”

Congrats Scarlett, Ryan i hate you..

Not this shiite again

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Britney Spears’ ex stalker boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has confirmed that he has a 2 hour Britney Spears sex tape. Yeah he wont give any information about it he only wants to sell it.

He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.

“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “

As excited it sounds to see a trashy, overweight Britney Spears in a pink wig banging Adnan i’d rather not. Then again i seen the Chyna sex tape so it can’t be that bad.

Edit: Sources tell E! News that “The story is completely false,” Can we drop it finally?

What whores do when excited

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Dita Von Teese goes nude (NSFW)

Kim Kardashian backs that ass up on the dance floor

Aubrey O’Day tongues her dog

Audrina Partridge Whores It Up At A Pool Party

Celebrity nipple slip compilation

Hayden Panettiere in most fuc*able positions ever

Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson hosted some show this past weekend and got a little excited and flashed her horrible implants. What got her excited? Sources i made up tells TC that some NFL player pulled his wang out with a $500 bill. Keep reading for uncensored boobies.

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