
Former and occasional porn star Paris Hilton is banging best dad/rapper/human waste Kevin Federline according to reports.
A source said: “Kevin and Paris were having fun. He kept shouting out her name and gave her a kiss on the cheek and then whispered something in her ear. It looked as though they were getting quite friendly.”
That’s gotta make Paris’ friend Britney Spears feel great. Don’t feel bad Britney, Kevin got a nice case of herpes I’m sure.

Leave a Comment
You must be logged in to post a comment.