Tila Celebrates 2008

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Tila Tequila the celebrity who once again proves you don’t need talent, huge fake boobs, a decent body or face to make it in Hollywood. Congrats Tila, me love you long time.
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Happy New Years

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It’s 2008 now, what is there to look forward too? Lets see, a new Paris Hilton sex tape. At least 10 Britney Spears’ panty-less upskirts, 2 Lindsay Lohan rehab visits, Amy Winehouse slicing her wrist ending her life (hope not). Jamie Lynn Spears’ having a baby with her 45 year old baby daddy and Kim Kardashian’s “fame” finally going away.
Happy New Years!!!!!

Paris banging Federline

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Former and occasional porn star Paris Hilton is banging best dad/rapper/human waste Kevin Federline according to reports.

A source said: “Kevin and Paris were having fun. He kept shouting out her name and gave her a kiss on the cheek and then whispered something in her ear. It looked as though they were getting quite friendly.”

That’s gotta make Paris’ friend Britney Spears feel great. Don’t feel bad Britney, Kevin got a nice case of herpes I’m sure.

Christina Milian’s bikini body

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Fergie better watch out cause Christina Milian is looking like she has one of the best bodies in Hollywood. Also her face wont scare little kids.
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Buttaface should change clothes

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Seriously Fergie wear some different clothes on stage one day. You have been wearing that outfit for the whole year of 2007.
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Thank goodness nobody banged her

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Z-lister Nicole Kidman’s spokeswoman (and she needs one because?) denied she is pregnant.
“It is incorrect . . . she must have had about 30 babies by now,” her spokeswoman said. 
Would anybody volunteer to knock her up? Come on she’s like 45, she needs a baby one day. You know Tom Cruise didn’t tap that.

Why am i covering her?

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Jamie Lynn Spears’ future cell mate Miley Cyrus defends the recent pix that leaked online of her and her friends.

She says, “They’re nothing bad! It’s not something I’m going to let slide.

I’m really upset about it, ’cause it was, like, not even a big deal.

“That’s one of my best friends. I have all these girls who I hang out with all the time. It’s two girls at a sleepover, and if all of a sudden that’s bad, then what is the world coming to?”

Miley you have to understand the media including gossip websites have to fill time in by covering crap that really doesn’t matter, you can turn on a 24 hour news channel right now and i guarantee that one of those news channels is talking about the ‘fall of Britney Spears” or asking why some celebrities are famous for no reason thus giving them more air time adding to their “fame.” Your a celebrity now get used to it, enjoy the millions from the pre-teens before the drugs/wanting to appeal to older people/ leading to a crappy quality sex tape with your obese boyfriend who promised that this tape will further your career happens. Mmm fame

Nice dress whore

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Caution, you might want to put on some sunglasses before looking at this thing Lindsay Lohan calls a dress. If Lindsay wants to go out and get her whore on why would she wear such a weird looking dress? Do it the old fashioned way Lindsay and slip a fire lip out.
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