A scientist called Patrick Mallucci spent hours looking at pictures of topless models under the guise of research to find out what makes the perfect pair of breasts.
According to Mallucci’s theory, Victoria is an example of the worst kind of breasts, and Caprice the best.
Here’s the science bit…
Apparently, the perfect breast has a nipple that points slightly skywards and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.
He says: “The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at least 45 per cent from the top.”
Simply Put: She looks like a cheap plastic sex doll for people with a serious clown fetish. Not heterosexually attractive in the least. I’ll bet those phony things squeek when she move.
wow