Criss Angel denies dating Diaz

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llusionist Criss Angel has laughed off reports he’s dating Cameron Diaz.
The Las Vegas-based magic man has been spotted dining with Diaz in recent weeks, but he insists reports of a romance are ridiculous. “We’re just friends when it comes down to it – no benefits, just friends. Friendship is an important thing in life. she doesn’t want anything from me. I don’t want anything from her. “We have a lot of fun. The truth of the matter is she’s an awesome person, a friend.
Criss is smarter then i thought, you ALWAYS deny dating the ugly chick.

Tasteful moment with Lucy Pinder

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Is there anything more perfect then this?
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Paris already has cellmate

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With her jail sentence only a few days away now, it has been revealed that Paris Hilton’s cellmate has already been hand selected.
Officials at the jail where the heiress is staying were looking for an individual who will not want to cash in on the fame and notoriety of young Paris.

The lady in question is already waiting in the cell that Hilton will be co-inhabiting with her.

The officials also have a very strict conduct to follow with a written protocol made especially for the arrival of the Simple Life star.

Searches for anything electronic such as cameras and mobile phones are taking place and a memo has gone out to all the staff, “warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined — i.e., fired.”

You know pictures are going to leak of Paris in that awesome orange jump suit, sweet i can’t wait. Big Mama is waiting right now for her, Paris is bisexual so it shouldn’t be that bad.

Shut up Diaz!

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Cameron Diaz claims she would never have plastic surgery because it is “sick”.

The 34-year-old star had an operation on her nose last year to correct a deviated septum, but claims she would never have surgery for purely cosmetic reasons.

She added: “I would never have anything done. I think beauty comes from the inside. When I see women who have had plastic surgery I find it unnerving. All I can see is the surgery. The person who has had it has vanished. I don’t want to look like that.”

I swear i get 10 times dumber every time i hear Cameron Diaz speak, Cameron says she would never have any plastic surgery done. What about fixing that disgusting thing she calls a face? What is Criss Angel thinking

Jackson buys rights to Eminem’s music?

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Michael Jackson has acquired a stake in Eminem’s expansive back catalogue.

The deal – which has seen Jackson obtain Famous Music LLC from Viacom – means that Jackson now has the rights to Eminem’s songs, including, ‘The Real Slim Shady’ and ‘Without Me.’

Jackson has also got the rights to material by Bjork, Shikira and Beck thanks to the deal, according to the NME.

That seems weird, i don’t know if this is 100% true. If it is Eminem better be careful next time he talks crap about Michael Jackson, He could turn on the tv one day and see his song “Without Me” advertising Nikes.

Salma Hayek is really really pregnant

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Thank goodness Salma didn’t turn into a Melissa Joan Hart, that would of ruined her for me. She’s still a hot soon to be milf
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Madonna isn’t young anymore

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There is nothing worse then old women thinking they still have it
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Weigh over 100 lbs? You can’t party with Nicole!

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On Thursday, May 24 Nicole Richie sent an e-mail invitation to a Memorial Day party – which was both inflammatory and revealing.

In addition to encouraging her friends to “celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer,” she ended the invitation with “there will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now.”Nicole, who looked thinner than ever at the May 27 party, says she was trying to be funny when she wrote this. But Dr. Joyce Brothers, who does not treat Nicole, thinks she is “thumbing her nose at the people in rehab. It’s a huge form of acting out.”Also, of no laughing matter was the party itself, where according to an insider, Mischa Barton mixed too many drugs: “She was rolling around on the ground… and then suddenly she began screaming that she was dying.” The insider adds that Mischa passed out and was taken to Sherman Oaks Hospital. Mischa’s rep denies she was abusing drugs or alcohol.

I knew Mischa didn’t have a “Adverse reaction to medication.” These celebs have all the money in the world and they’re snorting toxic crap up the nose that could kill them.