Cruise making Katie take mommy classes

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Cult leader/Actor Tom Cruise is forcing his “life partner” Katie Holmes to attend Scientology mommy lessons.
An inside source has snitched to Us Weekly that Tom Cruise has ordered Katie Holmes to take “mommy lessons” at the Scientology Center. Friends say that Katie is deep into Scientology and her only outside link is Victoria Beckham. For some reason Tom still allows Katie to remain friends with her even though Posh has made it clear that she’s not joining Scientology.
Why does everything have to be Scientology related? I wonder what the Scientology grocery store is like. I know what Scientology sex is, first you hire a woman to pretend to be your wife then you have homosexual relations with John Travolta.
Filed under: Dog, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

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