How is Avril Lavigne still pulling this “punk” thing off? She’s 24 years old and married for Satan’s sake. I gotta give credit to Avril for sticking it out this long, most artist grow and do something else. It’s good to know she’s a married woman still pretending to be 13…..Tubular!

Congrats Inside Edition you caught the supposedly sober Lindsay Lohan drinking. Could you have done it in a sleazier way? Why not put hidden camera’s in her hotel room while your at it? I swear i hate all these eff’in Hollywood Gossip shows like Entertainment Tonight, Inside Edition and The Insider. The fun thing about Gossip blogs is were normal people who don’t suck off these bitches. OMG did Nicole Kidman really stop at a redlight today?!?!

Ok where in the hell is Jessica Biel’s ass? Some days that’s the only thing that made me want to get out of bed! Yeah our country is going through a tough period, our economy is in hell but at least we got a white girl with an amazing ass. I didn’t realize asses took days off.

I love FHM they are my peeps! I’m just confused why in the hell they did a shoot with Katy Perry? I get because she had a song that skanky college girls love who pretend to be bisexual for attention at parties trying to make up for the lack of a personality and human communication. Girls until you go down on your best friend and attend a Cher concert your not gay! Keep reading for the full picture

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Talented singer and actress Ashlee Simpson gave birth Friday to a baby boy, she named the baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I can already hear the Halloween theme song while Ashlee sleeps.

“This is really about the couple making a play for attention,” baby-naming expert Pamela Redmond Satran tells me. “It’s just another element of celebrities using kids as publicity.”

Wow and i didn’t even say that! I would have been more creative like saying Ashlee Simpson named her baby Bronx Mowgli cause according to Ashlee growing up having her as your mom isn’t embarrassing enough she’ll give you a dumb dumb name that you’ll have to hear for the rest of his days. Just a question, Did the baby come out already depressed about life?

Yeah yeah yeah they airbrushed the S outta the pix but Britney Spears looks really good, you know for Britney standards. I’m loving the first picture, i love a flat booty! So good you can’t even keep a grip while your banging it.

Move over Tupac and Biggie, Taco Bell is dissing the eff outta rapper 50 cent. In a letter they stated Curtis Jackson is “a self-described former drug dealer and hustler” and otherwise faux gangsta.

Now the burrito bunch is filing a federal lawsuit of their own, calling the previous suit “another of Jackson’s attempts to burnish his gangsta rapper persona by distorting beyond all recognition the bona fide, good faith offer that Taco Bell made.”

Seriously don’t eff with Taco Bell, eat two of their taco’s and i don’t know what would hurt worse a bullet or that 45 minute sit on the toilet. From past experiences i would take the bullet.

The Government has asked the Supreme Court to reimpose a half-million-dollar fine slapped on CBS television for a 2004 broadcast of live images of pop star Janet Jackson’s breast according to reports.

It is up to the Supreme Court to decide whether it will consider the request.

Prosecutors are asking the high court justices to weigh in on a case that raised eyebrows and stirred passions in the United States, where nudity on non-pay television is a no-no in advertising, while rare and limited to late-night hours in television series.

Why do i think that the Government is going to ask for every angle of every video/picture from the Janet boob flash? It is a pretty genius way to be able to look at nudity without getting busted and called a perv for it (honey it’s a case i’m trying to work on!) Cause we know damn well they really don’t give an eff about the kids. Tons of other countries show nudity at night and they’re still smarter and healthier than us so i don’t think a 42 year old’s nipple damaged us that much.