Will.I.Am had his car stolen from valet

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Well, that’s kind of messed up. Who closes the valet before people even have their cars out?

Dude just jam it in and stop being gay

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WILL.I.AM is doing nothing to quash rumours he’s got a thing for Cheryl Cole, saying he thinks it would be “crazy” to cheat on the Geordie beauty.

Will.i.am has already branded Ashley Cole “stupid” for allegedly doing the dirty with several other women behind Cheryl Cole’s
back, but now he’s showing his love for her AGAIN by admitting she’s the “most beautiful girl in the world.”
Gushing over his protegee, he said: “I just still can’t believe Cheryl was ever cheated on.

“I mean, what has to be going through your head to cheat on Cheryl?

“She’s the most beautiful woman in the world. Once you have her, a man can’t do any better. It’s just crazy.”

I have to admit getting on girls good side is frustrating so you have to kiss her ass for a little while, I’m kidding eff that. I’ve learned in life you never tell a girl how great she is. You show everybody how great you are and act like you could care less about her. Stop kissing her ass Willie, it makes you look really lame. Now excuse me i have to meet a female friend for lunch and have another female friend interrupt us to confirm our movie night tonight.